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Balleater555
The story of Balleater555
Who is Balleater555?
Balleater is a mysterious character who bites balls.
Why does Balleater555 bite balls?
When Balleater555 was young, he was only 3'0.
Bullies made fun of him, then one day Balleater555
bit the bullies balls off and ran away.
D ̗̻̖̲̮̥̖̺͙̿͊͛̊̃͝͝ͅO ̢̻̞̗̪̪͙̦̊͛ ̛͍̱̗͇̣͇͚̅̋̔̄̋̓͛̒̑͝N ̤͌͂Ǫ̴̢̥̱̘̦͍͓͍̝͉̟̪̔͐̑̀͛̄̂̕T ̨̨̝̬̬̣̺̣͖̗̠̜̰̜̞́̆̌́̀̓͑̋̓̋̈́͝ ̧̨͖̩̝̮͇͔͔̯̖̠͖͈̋̑̾͜S̴̫̜̏̓̃̅̾́̀̉̍P ̧̡̺̰̱̩̤̙̦̱̺̯̐̇̆̃̽̎̾͘̕̚͝ͅE ̢̛̦͉̹̺̱̼͔̣͉̖͒̾̂̈́À̶̡̧̡̗͇͈̲͇͖̞͇̗͉̓͒̂̔̿͒̽̓̿̈̇̿͘͠K ̡̡͈̭̫̝̪̲̦̗͍͈̒̀͌̀͋̕̚͘ ̢͖̜͔̳̝̩͚̟̘̼̜̺̀̊̀̒̓̓̉̔̉̏̕̚O̶̥͎̦͔̰̥̖͛͜F̵̡̠̱̘͈̎̈́̈̐̇̎̇̈́̑̐͂͝ ̶̡̡͔̞̮̘͓͖̒̂͝B̶̡̫̙̟̾̓̓̌͋͗A ̡̛̪̭̗̳̠̳̥̟̤̯͑̉̓̂̑́̀̾͆̄̕͜͝L̶̬̾̅̏̔L ̢̦̞̗͔̹̪͓̣̭͎͕̠̎͜͠E ̠͚̓̈̆̅̊̔̄̚ͅA ̝̱̤̱̪̝̦̦̩͎̤̪̑̍̒̉̽̀̾̇̈́̊̉̚͜͠T̶̛͖̥̘̤̦̞̳̝͔̍̎̉͐̓E ̟̟̥̉̍̏̀̑̄̐̾́͒̈R ̥̥͙͙̩̼͖͔̈́̒̊̄̓̆̈5̶̢̜͖͕̲̈͐̿̽͒̇͠5̴̪̩̼̙̻̒͊͆5 ̡̲̖͓̪͍̤̭̫̻̱̾̎̈́̔̾̓̓̚̕
Who is Balleater555?
Balleater is a mysterious character who bites balls.
Why does Balleater555 bite balls?
When Balleater555 was young, he was only 3'0.
Bullies made fun of him, then one day Balleater555
bit the bullies balls off and ran away.
D ̗̻̖̲̮̥̖̺͙̿͊͛̊̃͝͝ͅO ̢̻̞̗̪̪͙̦̊͛ ̛͍̱̗͇̣͇͚̅̋̔̄̋̓͛̒̑͝N ̤͌͂Ǫ̴̢̥̱̘̦͍͓͍̝͉̟̪̔͐̑̀͛̄̂̕T ̨̨̝̬̬̣̺̣͖̗̠̜̰̜̞́̆̌́̀̓͑̋̓̋̈́͝ ̧̨͖̩̝̮͇͔͔̯̖̠͖͈̋̑̾͜S̴̫̜̏̓̃̅̾́̀̉̍P ̧̡̺̰̱̩̤̙̦̱̺̯̐̇̆̃̽̎̾͘̕̚͝ͅE ̢̛̦͉̹̺̱̼͔̣͉̖͒̾̂̈́À̶̡̧̡̗͇͈̲͇͖̞͇̗͉̓͒̂̔̿͒̽̓̿̈̇̿͘͠K ̡̡͈̭̫̝̪̲̦̗͍͈̒̀͌̀͋̕̚͘ ̢͖̜͔̳̝̩͚̟̘̼̜̺̀̊̀̒̓̓̉̔̉̏̕̚O̶̥͎̦͔̰̥̖͛͜F̵̡̠̱̘͈̎̈́̈̐̇̎̇̈́̑̐͂͝ ̶̡̡͔̞̮̘͓͖̒̂͝B̶̡̫̙̟̾̓̓̌͋͗A ̡̛̪̭̗̳̠̳̥̟̤̯͑̉̓̂̑́̀̾͆̄̕͜͝L̶̬̾̅̏̔L ̢̦̞̗͔̹̪͓̣̭͎͕̠̎͜͠E ̠͚̓̈̆̅̊̔̄̚ͅA ̝̱̤̱̪̝̦̦̩͎̤̪̑̍̒̉̽̀̾̇̈́̊̉̚͜͠T̶̛͖̥̘̤̦̞̳̝͔̍̎̉͐̓E ̟̟̥̉̍̏̀̑̄̐̾́͒̈R ̥̥͙͙̩̼͖͔̈́̒̊̄̓̆̈5̶̢̜͖͕̲̈͐̿̽͒̇͠5̴̪̩̼̙̻̒͊͆5 ̡̲̖͓̪͍̤̭̫̻̱̾̎̈́̔̾̓̓̚̕
Person1: Hey man, have you heard of Balleater555?
~BALL EATER IS SUMMONED~
I ̢̞̜̺̝͕͈̌̈́̎̀͜͝ ̞̩̱͖͎͇̣̯͇̼̈́̃̈̑̆̈͜W̴̛̯̯̆̾̈̽͗̍̌̎̒̆͘̚I̴͚̼͌̅̍̿͆̑̇̏̅̾L̶͍͍̜͚̥̥̞̜̦͓̰͔̭̈́͗̃͛̓̅̆͐̀͑́̓̂̄͝L̵̹̺̱͎͓͚͚̦̝̾̈́̐̔͐̈́̈́̀ ͚̥̩̝͓̭̭̜͖͕̰̮̇̔͐B̴̨̝͉̞̞̏͆̊͂́̅̉̍̿̄̍͒͘I ̧͖̟͎͙͓̬̜̝̞̩̭̈́́̌̎͌T ̨̧̯͕̣̩̞̲̠̪͕̏̔̆̒̈́̌̚͝E ̨̢̧̯͖̣͖̖͇̤̲͈͉̹̜̿̈́̔̈́̓̍̚ ̟̱̣̺͖͙̥̝͎͉̹́̏̎̈́͊͋͊͋͛̅̑͌̐͊̍Y̶͈͉̳̺̖̺͊̀Ǒ̴̢̰͚̭̹̖̥̎͘͝U ̡̠͉̠́́̔̈́̔̏̽̊͋̑͘͘͘R̴̹̞̼̩͎̲͑̓̎͐͌̽͒̽̐̏̎̊̈́͊͝ ̛̛̞̻͇̖͇̫̋̈́͂͋̍̄̐̔̒̓͐̕̕B ̛͎̦͕̼̜͔͌̔̋͊̇̓̀͛͂͒͗Ą̴͉̫͇̠̞̙͉̭͈͕͚̉̉̈́͑͜͜͝L̵̛̺̻̮̻͙̘͚̪̣̗̝̇̃̐̚ͅL ̨̝̘͓̹͙͎̮̦͚̎͑͐̀̐͌S ̛̫͓̬̻̺̼͙̠̣̠͒͂̐̐́͛͆̕͜͝
~BALL EATER IS SUMMONED~
I ̢̞̜̺̝͕͈̌̈́̎̀͜͝ ̞̩̱͖͎͇̣̯͇̼̈́̃̈̑̆̈͜W̴̛̯̯̆̾̈̽͗̍̌̎̒̆͘̚I̴͚̼͌̅̍̿͆̑̇̏̅̾L̶͍͍̜͚̥̥̞̜̦͓̰͔̭̈́͗̃͛̓̅̆͐̀͑́̓̂̄͝L̵̹̺̱͎͓͚͚̦̝̾̈́̐̔͐̈́̈́̀ ͚̥̩̝͓̭̭̜͖͕̰̮̇̔͐B̴̨̝͉̞̞̏͆̊͂́̅̉̍̿̄̍͒͘I ̧͖̟͎͙͓̬̜̝̞̩̭̈́́̌̎͌T ̨̧̯͕̣̩̞̲̠̪͕̏̔̆̒̈́̌̚͝E ̨̢̧̯͖̣͖̖͇̤̲͈͉̹̜̿̈́̔̈́̓̍̚ ̟̱̣̺͖͙̥̝͎͉̹́̏̎̈́͊͋͊͋͛̅̑͌̐͊̍Y̶͈͉̳̺̖̺͊̀Ǒ̴̢̰͚̭̹̖̥̎͘͝U ̡̠͉̠́́̔̈́̔̏̽̊͋̑͘͘͘R̴̹̞̼̩͎̲͑̓̎͐͌̽͒̽̐̏̎̊̈́͊͝ ̛̛̞̻͇̖͇̫̋̈́͂͋̍̄̐̔̒̓͐̕̕B ̛͎̦͕̼̜͔͌̔̋͊̇̓̀͛͂͒͗Ą̴͉̫͇̠̞̙͉̭͈͕͚̉̉̈́͑͜͜͝L̵̛̺̻̮̻͙̘͚̪̣̗̝̇̃̐̚ͅL ̨̝̘͓̹͙͎̮̦͚̎͑͐̀̐͌S ̛̫͓̬̻̺̼͙̠̣̠͒͂̐̐́͛͆̕͜͝
Balleater555 by XR Community June 19, 2021
Garrens BallBarrens
Garrens BallBarrens is the act of titty fucking a girl upside down while your balls are in her mouth. Her mouth should be filled half way with lukewarm water and while you are titty fucking her she gargles the water with the balls in her mouth giving the sensation of a ballcuzy(a jaccuzi for your balls).
"Yo man i was trying to get this chick to give me a Garrens BallBarrens last night but my water heater was broken"
"Hey can I use your microwave?"
"Yea sure why?
"I gotta heat up some water. Im trying to give this girl a Garrens BallBarrens bruh."
"Garrens BallBarrens"
"Hey can I use your microwave?"
"Yea sure why?
"I gotta heat up some water. Im trying to give this girl a Garrens BallBarrens bruh."
"Garrens BallBarrens"
Garrens BallBarrens by Animal House HI December 9, 2012
ballbañero
The act of applying habañero hot sauce to one's scrotum (usually amongst friends) in order to gain unlimited man points. Usually combated by dunking one's scrotum into a cup of milk when the pain becomes too unbearable.
At the party last night, Fred pulled off a ballbañero for two hours before giving in to the cow juice.
ballbañero by nothisispatrick August 29, 2010
ballteaser
Timmy: "Sarah was flirting with me all night but when I went to make a move, she completly rejected me"
Jimmy: "I know. Such a ballteaser"
Jimmy: "I know. Such a ballteaser"
ballteaser by Boydasaurus10 January 7, 2017