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Slang for slightly drunk; frequently used in the bay area, equivalent to tipsy
yea, i was a lil perked at the party last night.
perked by jorge199 May 4, 2007
Urban Dictionary Merch
drunk from a alcoholic beverage or vicadin
i was so perked last night, i woke up in the gutter of jack in the box
perked by jenn June 30, 2003
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Wouldn't it be better for, like, Percoset? Due to the obvious phoenetic similarities?
Dude, I was totally perked last night.

Tell me about it. You fucking pissed yourself.
perked by Marcel Leroux August 26, 2004

perked out 

When someone is high off of percocet. Being jammed is commonly used as well. One will either snort, swollow or chew the perk and then start to really rather good. You're really relaxed and don't have a care in the world. Your pupils look like pin drops and your face gets real pale, too pale usually results in puking. Your ears may feel sorta blocked up. Sometimes in the beginning you can't stop talking. Mix with alcohol and youre ready to get fucked up!
girl: yo you wanna split this perk wit me?
boy: hell yeah I gotta go to work soon anyways so I need to be perked out to deal wit dat shit!
perked out by pass the buttah May 15, 2009

Perked out 

She was perked out at the table where she sits at .
Perked out by Zadddyyyyyyy June 13, 2016

hen-pecked

A a facetious term designed to trivialize emotional abuse of men by their female spouse.
That guy is hen-pecked, she doesn't even let him see his family
hen-pecked by Eurotrashed February 2, 2017

Perkeleen Vittupää 

A swear word to describe a malicious and evil mother fucker.
Jonny, there aren't enough swear-words in the English language, so now I'll have to call you perkeleen vittupää just to express my disgust and frustration with this crap.
Perkeleen Vittupää by JB42 November 13, 2014
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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