perked

Slang for slightly drunk; frequently used in the bay area, equivalent to tipsy

yea, i was a lil perked at the party last night.

by jorge199 May 4, 2007

perked

drunk from a alcoholic beverage or vicadin

i was so perked last night, i woke up in the gutter of jack in the box

by jenn June 30, 2003

perked

Wouldn't it be better for, like, Percoset? Due to the obvious phoenetic similarities?

Dude, I was totally perked last night.

Tell me about it. You fucking pissed yourself.

by Marcel Leroux August 26, 2004

perked out

When someone is high off of percocet. Being jammed is commonly used as well. One will either snort, swollow or chew the perk and then start to really rather good. You're really relaxed and don't have a care in the world. Your pupils look like pin drops and your face gets real pale, too pale usually results in puking. Your ears may feel sorta blocked up. Sometimes in the beginning you can't stop talking. Mix with alcohol and youre ready to get fucked up!

girl: yo you wanna split this perk wit me?
boy: hell yeah I gotta go to work soon anyways so I need to be perked out to deal wit dat shit!

by pass the buttah May 15, 2009

Perked out

Popping booty out

She was perked out at the table where she sits at .

by Zadddyyyyyyy June 13, 2016

hen-pecked

A a facetious term designed to trivialize emotional abuse of men by their female spouse.

That guy is hen-pecked, she doesn't even let him see his family

by Eurotrashed February 2, 2017

Perkeleen Vittupää

A swear word to describe a malicious and evil mother fucker.

Jonny, there aren't enough swear-words in the English language, so now I'll have to call you perkeleen vittupää just to express my disgust and frustration with this crap.

by JB42 November 13, 2014