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ball batter

i covered her face in my ball batter last night
ball batter by bjcrabatho March 19, 2009

Ball batter

Semen, cum, jizz, ball snot, splooge.
I covered my girl face with ball batter this morning.
Ball batter by Taylor Ramsey May 18, 2018

ball batter

(v.) During sex, when the male batters his female (or male) partner around with his balls, usually in a playful manner.
Dude 1: How's the missus?
Dude 2: Dude, she got annihilated when I battered her with my balls last night.
Dude 1: lollerfest
ball batter by zorpidus April 16, 2004

Ball Batter Splatter 

When a man's load is deposited into his hand and then he proceeds to slap another in the face with that hand, producing a splatter effect.
Middle school wrestling bus hazing, boy masturbates into hand then slaps another boy in the face.....
dude, you just got Ball Batter Splattered!!!!
Ball Batter Splatter by chaseman36 August 21, 2009

Ballbutter 

Ballbutter is the substance of life. Technical term, semen. Also known as jiz, cum, jesus juice, spunk and gentleman jelly.
When a male is just about to bust is load, then he shouts out to the female or male, depending on his preference, come, come and get some of my ballbutter.
Ballbutter by Spinchy79 July 29, 2016

BallBaster

1. Somebody who likes to coat balls with saliva using their own tounge.

2. Someone who loves to lick balls "testicals."
1. "My girlfriend is such a BallBaster."

2. "Damn your suck a good BallBaster."
BallBaster by Jordan Pappi February 22, 2009
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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