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baldspot 

Can be used as a verb, noun, adjective. It means bad or uncool.
That guys new girlfriend is so baldspot looking!
baldspot by mamaboozie March 27, 2009

ballsposting 

A: balls
B: hey how's your day been
C: oh pretty good how about you
A: balls
B: had a terrible time at work but I made it home alive lol
A: balls
A: balls
B: hey could you stop ballsposting
A: balls
ballsposting by tbodt December 7, 2021
AKA Eric Hartman, the creator of the game known as Blockland. It's like Legos on the Internet, but sometimes it fails. Badspot is the master of the land, a king who draws naked women, slays ASCII monsters and stares at people. Though his kingdom is prosperous, it is filled with noobs and nogoodniks, rebels and outcasts from other games and lots of people who don't know how to talk. He is plastic and fantastic, but he has a baldspot. Sometimes he throws festivals to give sneak-previews of new additions to Blockland. Other times he is angry. He rarely comes out of his castle and NEVER speaks to the common folk. His trusted advisor, Ephialtes, runs the synchronous land of RTB.

Badspot's BLID is 0. He created the game while living in his parent's basement about 7 years ago, after the failure of Age of Time. He has many impersonators, admirers and enemies.
I hate Badspot, everything he makes goes to the fail bin
Badspot by Electropositive October 21, 2010
Noun
Slang for the genital area.
Adjective
Being in a dangerous position or tense situation.
Verb
Wait, what the fuck is a verb?
Badspot is autism
Badspot by Douchebag82 July 8, 2012
Badspot is a man who hates everyone on the internet. He has stolen a game called Land of Blocks, via torrent, and renamed it to Blockland.
He seems to run the game pretty well. Other than the lack of moderators, the forums run smoothly with the greatest set of rules possible.
Often little kids break the forum rules, get banned, then cry.
ex.: Sirken flames Badspot on urban dictionary, because Sirken is an ignorant child and didn't read the rules.
Badspot by Chrono_1630 December 16, 2008

Bald spots 

A BIG ASS patch of hair missing from someones head. Old people usually have these. People aren`t meant to be BALD!!!!!!
Young person: "Yo..did you see the BIG ASS BALD SPOT on that old granny?! Man that granny FUGLY!!!!"
Old person: "Would`ya pipe down sunny.. your`e enterupting my picnic"
Bald spots by Stephanie Soquet January 31, 2004
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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