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Baldspots 

An empty patch of hair on a fore head or upper skull.
The Miller's daughter, Michelle, has many baldspots on her head and frankly it is disgusting.
Baldspots by johnnytwoshoesdawg January 17, 2008
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baldspot 

Can be used as a verb, noun, adjective. It means bad or uncool.
That guys new girlfriend is so baldspot looking!
baldspot by mamaboozie March 27, 2009

ballsposting 

A: balls
B: hey how's your day been
C: oh pretty good how about you
A: balls
B: had a terrible time at work but I made it home alive lol
A: balls
A: balls
B: hey could you stop ballsposting
A: balls
ballsposting by tbodt December 7, 2021
AKA Eric Hartman, the creator of the game known as Blockland. It's like Legos on the Internet, but sometimes it fails. Badspot is the master of the land, a king who draws naked women, slays ASCII monsters and stares at people. Though his kingdom is prosperous, it is filled with noobs and nogoodniks, rebels and outcasts from other games and lots of people who don't know how to talk. He is plastic and fantastic, but he has a baldspot. Sometimes he throws festivals to give sneak-previews of new additions to Blockland. Other times he is angry. He rarely comes out of his castle and NEVER speaks to the common folk. His trusted advisor, Ephialtes, runs the synchronous land of RTB.

Badspot's BLID is 0. He created the game while living in his parent's basement about 7 years ago, after the failure of Age of Time. He has many impersonators, admirers and enemies.
I hate Badspot, everything he makes goes to the fail bin
Badspot by Electropositive October 21, 2010
Noun
Slang for the genital area.
Adjective
Being in a dangerous position or tense situation.
Verb
Wait, what the fuck is a verb?
Badspot is autism
Badspot by Douchebag82 July 8, 2012
Badspot is a man who hates everyone on the internet. He has stolen a game called Land of Blocks, via torrent, and renamed it to Blockland.
He seems to run the game pretty well. Other than the lack of moderators, the forums run smoothly with the greatest set of rules possible.
Often little kids break the forum rules, get banned, then cry.
ex.: Sirken flames Badspot on urban dictionary, because Sirken is an ignorant child and didn't read the rules.
Badspot by Chrono_1630 December 16, 2008

Bald spots 

A BIG ASS patch of hair missing from someones head. Old people usually have these. People aren`t meant to be BALD!!!!!!
Young person: "Yo..did you see the BIG ASS BALD SPOT on that old granny?! Man that granny FUGLY!!!!"
Old person: "Would`ya pipe down sunny.. your`e enterupting my picnic"
Bald spots by Stephanie Soquet January 31, 2004
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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