Douchebag82's definitions

Ogre

A troll without sense of any morals who will torment anyone to their death. Lacks sympathy, love, or honor.

There are many trolls in the world, but only a select handful will deteriorate long enough to become an ogre.

by Douchebag82 October 30, 2011

Sound Barrier

The distance from the sound of your maturbation to the point where people could hear it.

My door is weak and wooden, so my Sound Barrier is pretty weak.. Makes jacking off with a fleshlight a chore..

by Douchebag82 December 15, 2011

marijuana

Relax newbie, I will make you experience an intense feeling just from this text alone.. When you are high you feel so heavenly, and it's hard to think or be angry.. But you don't need to.. Just drift off into the information pool by the mountainside. You will never have to worry again because you will be lifted off to heaven.. I'm here for you, and so is everyone else. Life will go on no matter what happens, and you will never hate again. Please, no need for thought, just relax and enjoy yourself.. I'm sorry, but I must be getting off! I don't want to be late for school!

marijuana is the best thing ever and the government is watching you. The Government doesn't care for you! Snap out of it! We must stop Uncle Sam!

by Douchebag82 October 17, 2011

Badspot

Noun
Slang for the genital area.
Adjective
Being in a dangerous position or tense situation.
Verb
Wait, what the fuck is a verb?

Badspot is autism

by Douchebag82 July 8, 2012

Boogie2988

A fat WoW player who's managed to amass millions of fans by making youtube videos of a fake personality of his (Jesse) where he speaks with an autistic lisp and acts like most southerners. Other times, he makes personal and serious videos which reveal his real nature; that of an intelligent humble nerd who has the amazing ability to touch anyone's heart.

After some guy, RWJ featured him in a video, his popularity boomed in size to the point that he has more than 260,000 subscribers and more than 75,000,000 video views.

He started his youtube channel on April 5th, 2006.

Boogie2988 will be physically fit in 2 years.

by Douchebag82 December 18, 2012

Ponyfag

Anyone who watches My Little Pony.

Jack: Have you seen the new MLP episode?
Jill: What?! No! That show is for 6 year old girls and you're a 14 year old boy. Stupid ponyfag.
Jack: Well, there goes my chances of getting laid.

by Douchebag82 October 15, 2011

stonedwalk

The act of getting high and taking a walk. This has been a popular activity in Colorado, especially since they legalized it

I used to take many stonedwalks all the time back in high school; for gym class I would walk the hills, but then I made connections and started getting high all the time. The feeling of being stoned made walking an adventure, and I would eat those listerine tabs and it felt like I was in california surfing the waves but thats probably cus of the OG Kush

by Douchebag82 August 7, 2014