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What CrankThatFrank decided to call the Banditøs
“We’re not Banditøs anymore. We’re BALDITOS.” ~CrankThatFrank
Baldito by Bandito394 May 29, 2019
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A word referenced multiple times in Twenty One Pilot's new album Trench. Even going as far as naming their tour, " The Bandito Tour,"
"We are banditos. You will leave Dema and head true east. We will renounce Vialism.
Bandito by emmathesinner July 31, 2018
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Bandito Blanco 

Dude, get a load of this bandito blanco!
Bandito Blanco by tracyjordan February 20, 2012
The way Marylanders pronounce the state's most prominent city. Often used in conjunction with the word "hon."
Let's go watch those Baldimore O's, hon.

("O's" pronounced as "ooohs.")
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loco bandito

a sex move in which two partners insult and degrade each other until one partner nuts on their partner, after which, one partner goes and gets aids from a bus
My girlfriend left me after I pulled out and preformed a loco bandito.
loco bandito by pasquetti October 17, 2019

Dorito-Bandito 

One who steals bags of chips out from in front of grocery stores between 12:20am and 1:00am
Hide the chips here comes the Dorito-Bandito
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Baldilocks 

1. A term used to describe a person (generally male) suffering from hair loss, during their midlife crisis. A Baldilocks can often be singled out by the large bald-patch on the back, top or front of their head.

2. A person who is completely and utterly bald. See also: Skin head.

3. The main character in the children's story, 'Baldilocks and the Three Hairs.'
Lani: Woah. Look at our new teacher.
Delia: *Looks at teacher* He is such a Baldilocks.
Lani: I think we should buy him a wig for his birthday.
Baldilocks by Barclay Crayfish September 1, 2010
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