1. A term used to describe a person (generally male) suffering from hair loss, during their midlife crisis. A Baldilocks can often be singled out by the large bald-patch on the back, top or front of their head.
2. A person who is completely and utterly bald. See also: Skin head.
3. The main character in the children's story, 'Baldilocks and the Three Hairs.'
2. A person who is completely and utterly bald. See also: Skin head.
3. The main character in the children's story, 'Baldilocks and the Three Hairs.'
Lani: Woah. Look at our new teacher.
Delia: *Looks at teacher* He is such a Baldilocks.
Lani: I think we should buy him a wig for his birthday.
Delia: *Looks at teacher* He is such a Baldilocks.
Lani: I think we should buy him a wig for his birthday.
by Barclay Crayfish September 01, 2010

by happytk May 07, 2016

Baldilocks, baldilocks, where are you??
by Gelder and Mark July 09, 2005

by Snocap September 21, 2006

One Cunt: That person looks as ugly as baldilocks what's her name?
The Other Cunt: Her name is Shobha.
One Cunt: Makes sense.
The Other Cunt: Her name is Shobha.
One Cunt: Makes sense.
by WaddleAwayInYourMumsBedroom September 06, 2021
