Baldilocks 

1. A term used to describe a person (generally male) suffering from hair loss, during their midlife crisis. A Baldilocks can often be singled out by the large bald-patch on the back, top or front of their head.

2. A person who is completely and utterly bald. See also: Skin head.

3. The main character in the children's story, 'Baldilocks and the Three Hairs.'

Lani: Woah. Look at our new teacher.
Delia: *Looks at teacher* He is such a Baldilocks.
Lani: I think we should buy him a wig for his birthday.

Baldilocks by Barclay Crayfish September 1, 2010

baldilocks 

Slang for a youth who is suffering from severe follical deficiences

Baldilocks, baldilocks, where are you??

baldilocks by Gelder and Mark July 9, 2005

Baldilocks 

The top of the head has no hair (bald), but the rest of the head is still growing.

Jay admired the pride of the dude who had baldilocks.

Baldilocks by happytk May 7, 2016

baldilocks 

A completely hairless female genital area.

Baldilocks was looking so fly and feeling so smooth after her waxing appointment.

baldilocks by Snocap September 21, 2006

baldilocks 

look in the sentence in the way its used and then you will understand

One Cunt: That person looks as ugly as baldilocks what's her name?

The Other Cunt: Her name is Shobha.

One Cunt: Makes sense.

baldilocks by WaddleAwayInYourMumsBedroom September 6, 2021

baldilocs 

Nickname for someone that is going bald

Lupe asked "Who's hair is all over the ground?" David answered "Oh, that's Timmy ' s hair."
Well tell baldilocs to sweep it up!!!!

baldilocs by fallujah_dave May 15, 2014

ballocks 

Testicles

The 60 year old man's ballocks hung down to his knees

ballocks by Buzz Cola October 23, 2003