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The standard unit of measurement for girth. Units can be converted similarly to the Metric system.
1) Man what a chode, it was 2 inches long and 3 Baldinos around.

2) Dugas has a piece of wet spaghetti. It might be 8 inches long, but its only 3 centibaldinos.
Baldino by the supreme man June 28, 2009

the TJ Baldino

The act of masturbating and trying to ejaculate into your own face.
Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The TJ Baldino" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.
the TJ Baldino by murric October 3, 2007

anthony baldino 

Big strong independent lightskin man with a very big you know what… he is very nice kind and will steal yo bitch he’s very racist but funny and he can get girls but doesn’t know how he does good in school to, he doesn’t know how to ask someone out without being embarrassed.
Anthony baldino is a great guy in general just a little scared to ask out girls

balduino 

Balduino comes from Australian meaning literally "masculine man" or "sexy".
She/he is so Balduino
balduino by Balduino July 16, 2016
The way Marylanders pronounce the state's most prominent city. Often used in conjunction with the word "hon."
Let's go watch those Baldimore O's, hon.

("O's" pronounced as "ooohs.")
Baldimore by Graggy H. February 8, 2009

Baldilocks 

1. A term used to describe a person (generally male) suffering from hair loss, during their midlife crisis. A Baldilocks can often be singled out by the large bald-patch on the back, top or front of their head.

2. A person who is completely and utterly bald. See also: Skin head.

3. The main character in the children's story, 'Baldilocks and the Three Hairs.'
Lani: Woah. Look at our new teacher.
Delia: *Looks at teacher* He is such a Baldilocks.
Lani: I think we should buy him a wig for his birthday.
Baldilocks by Barclay Crayfish September 1, 2010
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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