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A Baldino is a very sexy man of Italian decent with a great body, amazing personality, and big nose. He is stalked and obsesed over and is large if you catch my drift. Ladies love him and Guys adore him. usually plays baseball
Dude you see that baldino, he just macked on four ladies fo sho
Baldino by frank the tanks December 14, 2007
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The standard unit of measurement for girth. Units can be converted similarly to the Metric system.
1) Man what a chode, it was 2 inches long and 3 Baldinos around.

2) Dugas has a piece of wet spaghetti. It might be 8 inches long, but its only 3 centibaldinos.
Baldino by the supreme man June 28, 2009

the TJ Baldino

The act of masturbating and trying to ejaculate into your own face.
Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The TJ Baldino" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.
the TJ Baldino by murric October 3, 2007

anthony baldino 

Big strong independent lightskin man with a very big you know what… he is very nice kind and will steal yo bitch he’s very racist but funny and he can get girls but doesn’t know how he does good in school to, he doesn’t know how to ask someone out without being embarrassed.
Anthony baldino is a great guy in general just a little scared to ask out girls

balduino 

Balduino comes from Australian meaning literally "masculine man" or "sexy".
She/he is so Balduino
balduino by Balduino July 16, 2016
The way Marylanders pronounce the state's most prominent city. Often used in conjunction with the word "hon."
Let's go watch those Baldimore O's, hon.

("O's" pronounced as "ooohs.")
Baldimore by Graggy H. February 8, 2009

Baldilocks 

1. A term used to describe a person (generally male) suffering from hair loss, during their midlife crisis. A Baldilocks can often be singled out by the large bald-patch on the back, top or front of their head.

2. A person who is completely and utterly bald. See also: Skin head.

3. The main character in the children's story, 'Baldilocks and the Three Hairs.'
Lani: Woah. Look at our new teacher.
Delia: *Looks at teacher* He is such a Baldilocks.
Lani: I think we should buy him a wig for his birthday.
Baldilocks by Barclay Crayfish September 1, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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