baldin

An offshoot of the term "ballin."

An event so old or out of style that if it was human, it would be losing its hair.

Of or relating to old men, generally unhip, who are losing their hair.

Dude1: Dude! I just bought some brand new Pokemon cards!
Dude2: Those are so baldin.
Dude1: Oh snap! When did they go out of style?
Dude2: Years ago, dude.
Dude1: Damn.

baldin by Two Tone Troll September 10, 2007

Baldin

Someone who infects your bloodline one way or another.

I thought my family tree was clear of baldin's genes but turns out my grand father is actually married the daughter of Baldin.

Baldin by mateolog May 23, 2019

balduino 

Balduino comes from Australian meaning literally "masculine man" or "sexy".

She/he is so Balduino

balduino by Balduino July 16, 2016

Baldwinito 

The offspring of delusional parents who pretend they and their children are of a certain nationality; especially in the context of those who pretend to be Hispanic / Spanish.

It’s Cinco De Mayo, parents: “Baldwinitos come have some, how do you say in English, cucumber sandwiches.”

Kids looking at the maracas and stick on moustache in disgust: “The Hilaria Baldwin joke is so 2020. Is she still pretending to be Spanish?”

Baldwinito by RillyNice November 27, 2021

Baldifier 

dogshit bed wars player, hardcore booster, and gaylord.

Baldifier is a fat fuck that lives in a mobile home.

Baldifier by Jeffrey Helmstein May 15, 2021

baldis basics 

A game that looks like pre alpha minecraft on steroids and as hard as passing the balance pose on wii fit it makes dark souls look like doritos crash course 2 if it had a teacher is going to spank you with a ruler

baldis basics in education and learning is a great time for the whole family

baldis basics by Linkzy June 12, 2018

Baldie's Steak Night 

Baldie, the pointless homosexual, believes that eating steak once a week will transform him from a pathetic anorexic runt into a he-man with arms the size of Schwarzenegger's chest. Equally bizarrely the hairless twat believes the weekly steak will have a greater bodybuilding effect if consumed on a Friday. Thus, Friday night is Baldie's Steak Night.

Don't go in the kitchen, that gay cunt's in there.

I know. Its Friday. Baldie's Steak Night.

Baldie's Steak Night by Twaggy Smidgekin October 20, 2010