An evil entity who's goal is for you to not finish your
video games. He also enjoys when you get a
game over.
Also enjoys Buk Buk Buk 'ing when you fail.
A mascot of sorts for the epic website known as the
Backloggery
-Baklaag's Song-
Go forth, my minions,
buy a shiny new game!
The merchants will
thank you,
though wallets might blame.
So many adventures
for you to begin!
Ignore your old titles,
it's hardly a sin.
Let those kingdoms rot,
whose worlds you've seen.
For if you bring closure,
you'll just end the dream.
Though maidens may weep,
ever
locked in their tower.
And villains rejoice,
secure in their power.
You need not mind,
you'll be safe in a trance.
Chasing every new fad,
you don't have a chance.
So heed not the calls,
"Everyman!" and "Good luck!"
And feed the
unfinished
while I "BUK BUK BUK!"