Baketress

A female baker

The hot baketress makes some pretty good muffins!

by chiefnofeathers May 26, 2010

baketease

1. verb: the act of making baked goods and allowing their delicious smells to fill the air but not sharing those baked goods with others.

2. noun: a person who baketeases, or a situation in which baketeasing has occurred.

1. Jen is so rude, she baketeased me last week! When I walked into her house it smelled like chocolate chip cookies, but she didn't offer me any.

2. Dude, I smell cake, and I'm hungry. Don't be a baketease- make sure to give me some of what you made.

by Pismo Pete May 28, 2007

bastress

bastard, the female version

Shelly stole my Gucci purse! Stupid bastress!

by melody April 2, 2004

His Bakeness

One who achieves a T. Bake or King status.

Yo, dat dude9-fo reps His Bakeness to the fullest son!

by T. Bake April 20, 2008

Baitress

hot underaged waitress working bar-rush at Denny's

Wow.. did you see that Baitress - she sure doesn't look 16

by Jay Jordan May 15, 2006

Bartress

Female bartender

Rah she's a fit Bartress

by The Hairy Bear April 9, 2016

battress

When your married co worker calls himself "Batman" and has an undefined and nigh infinite amount of side chicks and he oozes charisma or something and they can't resist him.

"See that girl there talking to Batman?

Yeah, does she know hes married?
Does it matter she's fallen under his spell
Yep just another Battress,

Yeah I stopped counting after the first few dozen

by tired oldman April 4, 2019