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TABITHA BASTRESS 

Tabitha, you are seriously the best EVER.
Things she is super good at:
Tennis... like super good
French... yet again, super good
Pretty much any piece of school work... super good
Tabitha is SO GORGEOUS even though she probably does not know it. She may not know it, but everyone loves her. As someone who is super wholesome and understanding she knows when it is right to say something and when to handle situations properly. Her smile is contagious and when you are feeling down, she lights up the world.
OMG IS THAT TABITHA BASTRESS!?!?!?!
YEAH she's the best
Yeah, even better than her sister, cassie.
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beastress 

A heterosexual female who is over six feet tall, not particularly attractive who possess bigger pipes than its male victims. Usually eager to engage in sexual activity with limited effort.

Activities and hobbies of the beastress include but are not limited to: basketball, softball, soccer, volleyball, shotput or any other activity that involves grunting.
"That girl you fucked last night was a beastress."
"Sorry I had to give into the beastress."
"I thought that beastress was gonna eat me."
beastress by bigandtasty October 29, 2005

Baitress 

hot underaged waitress working bar-rush at Denny's
Wow.. did you see that Baitress - she sure doesn't look 16
Baitress by Jay Jordan May 15, 2006

Bartress 

Rah she's a fit Bartress
Bartress by The Hairy Bear April 9, 2016

battress 

When your married co worker calls himself "Batman" and has an undefined and nigh infinite amount of side chicks and he oozes charisma or something and they can't resist him.
"See that girl there talking to Batman?

Yeah, does she know hes married?
Does it matter she's fallen under his spell
Yep just another Battress,

Yeah I stopped counting after the first few dozen
battress by tired oldman April 4, 2019

r&bstress 

a term used to denote a female artist who mainly records and performs in the r&b genre. aka a female r&b star.
1. omg sza was just named the r&bstress of the 2020s!!

2. no matter what beat she chooses to record on, you can’t deny that she’s an r&bstress.
r&bstress by msmelismaa March 24, 2025