Bartress
Bartress by The Hairy Bear April 9, 2016
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Bartpressed
When someone uses a sad Bart simpsons as their profile picture.
Someone who claims to be depressed but the truth is, they lost progression on roblox tycoons.
Someone who has no idea what a depression is but wants to act all sad and quirky
This is usually seen in the age range 12-14, (14+ in rare case scenarios where the mfer needs to grow tf up.)
Someone who claims to be depressed but the truth is, they lost progression on roblox tycoons.
Someone who has no idea what a depression is but wants to act all sad and quirky
This is usually seen in the age range 12-14, (14+ in rare case scenarios where the mfer needs to grow tf up.)
Guy1: Hey bro, do you know why Tony uses a sad Bart Simpsons as his pfp? Idk if i should be worried.
Guy2: Dont worry, he's Bartpressed he dont even know what depression is. Nothing but a loser tryna act sad.
Guy1: What a fucking loser.
Guy2: Dont worry, he's Bartpressed he dont even know what depression is. Nothing but a loser tryna act sad.
Guy1: What a fucking loser.
Bartpressed by Pless September 11, 2021
Barbress
Used to describe a female barber. Some may think this description should fall under stylist. This, however, is not the case. A stylist charges $65 for a male haircut and usually super cool, super awesome dudes go to these places.
A barbress is a friendly gal who cuts your hair for $18, includes a shampoo and a head massage, as well as provides a very unpretentious aura. The barbress shop is an extremely laid back location where the all american boy next door can get a haircut without paying too much for a stylist or being yelled at by a barber.
A barbress is a true american who works hard for her tips, cuts a hell of a hair blade, and can always relate to her client. A barbress is not a stylist...she is a female barber...she is a barbress.
A barbress is a friendly gal who cuts your hair for $18, includes a shampoo and a head massage, as well as provides a very unpretentious aura. The barbress shop is an extremely laid back location where the all american boy next door can get a haircut without paying too much for a stylist or being yelled at by a barber.
A barbress is a true american who works hard for her tips, cuts a hell of a hair blade, and can always relate to her client. A barbress is not a stylist...she is a female barber...she is a barbress.
My barbress is awesome, she remembers my name and exactly how I like it cut every time. She is a fabulous barbress.
Barbress by BrosIcingBros July 6, 2010
battress
When your married co worker calls himself "Batman" and has an undefined and nigh infinite amount of side chicks and he oozes charisma or something and they can't resist him.
"See that girl there talking to Batman?
Yeah, does she know hes married?
Does it matter she's fallen under his spell
Yep just another Battress,
Yeah I stopped counting after the first few dozen
Yeah, does she know hes married?
Does it matter she's fallen under his spell
Yep just another Battress,
Yeah I stopped counting after the first few dozen
battress by tired oldman April 4, 2019
TABITHA BASTRESS
Tabitha, you are seriously the best EVER.
Things she is super good at:
Tennis... like super good
French... yet again, super good
Pretty much any piece of school work... super good
Tabitha is SO GORGEOUS even though she probably does not know it. She may not know it, but everyone loves her. As someone who is super wholesome and understanding she knows when it is right to say something and when to handle situations properly. Her smile is contagious and when you are feeling down, she lights up the world.
Things she is super good at:
Tennis... like super good
French... yet again, super good
Pretty much any piece of school work... super good
Tabitha is SO GORGEOUS even though she probably does not know it. She may not know it, but everyone loves her. As someone who is super wholesome and understanding she knows when it is right to say something and when to handle situations properly. Her smile is contagious and when you are feeling down, she lights up the world.
TABITHA BASTRESS by beanenchiladas April 6, 2022