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Bartress 

Rah she's a fit Bartress
Bartress by The Hairy Bear April 9, 2016
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Shelly stole my Gucci purse! Stupid bastress!
bastress by melody April 2, 2004
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Bartpressed 

When someone uses a sad Bart simpsons as their profile picture.
Someone who claims to be depressed but the truth is, they lost progression on roblox tycoons.
Someone who has no idea what a depression is but wants to act all sad and quirky

This is usually seen in the age range 12-14, (14+ in rare case scenarios where the mfer needs to grow tf up.)
Guy1: Hey bro, do you know why Tony uses a sad Bart Simpsons as his pfp? Idk if i should be worried.
Guy2: Dont worry, he's Bartpressed he dont even know what depression is. Nothing but a loser tryna act sad.
Guy1: What a fucking loser.
Bartpressed by Pless September 11, 2021

Barbress 

Used to describe a female barber. Some may think this description should fall under stylist. This, however, is not the case. A stylist charges $65 for a male haircut and usually super cool, super awesome dudes go to these places.

A barbress is a friendly gal who cuts your hair for $18, includes a shampoo and a head massage, as well as provides a very unpretentious aura. The barbress shop is an extremely laid back location where the all american boy next door can get a haircut without paying too much for a stylist or being yelled at by a barber.

A barbress is a true american who works hard for her tips, cuts a hell of a hair blade, and can always relate to her client. A barbress is not a stylist...she is a female barber...she is a barbress.
My barbress is awesome, she remembers my name and exactly how I like it cut every time. She is a fabulous barbress.
Barbress by BrosIcingBros July 6, 2010

Baitress 

hot underaged waitress working bar-rush at Denny's
Wow.. did you see that Baitress - she sure doesn't look 16
Baitress by Jay Jordan May 15, 2006

battress 

When your married co worker calls himself "Batman" and has an undefined and nigh infinite amount of side chicks and he oozes charisma or something and they can't resist him.
"See that girl there talking to Batman?

Yeah, does she know hes married?
Does it matter she's fallen under his spell
Yep just another Battress,

Yeah I stopped counting after the first few dozen
battress by tired oldman April 4, 2019

TABITHA BASTRESS 

Tabitha, you are seriously the best EVER.
Things she is super good at:
Tennis... like super good
French... yet again, super good
Pretty much any piece of school work... super good
Tabitha is SO GORGEOUS even though she probably does not know it. She may not know it, but everyone loves her. As someone who is super wholesome and understanding she knows when it is right to say something and when to handle situations properly. Her smile is contagious and when you are feeling down, she lights up the world.
OMG IS THAT TABITHA BASTRESS!?!?!?!
YEAH she's the best
Yeah, even better than her sister, cassie.
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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