1. A condition or degree of obviousness or denseness.

2. Might also be used in certain phrases as a desolate attempt to catch people's attention.

This term is only used by either AOL kiddies or the gayest of the queers on certain forums.

1. "OMFG Justin Timberlake is such gay baitness"

2. "Weekly baitness here!! Please someone read my post because I don't have a life outside of this forum."

Baitness by Enmitix December 11, 2003

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Bartress

Female bartender

Rah she's a fit Bartress

Bartress by The Hairy Bear April 9, 2016

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battress

When your married co worker calls himself "Batman" and has an undefined and nigh infinite amount of side chicks and he oozes charisma or something and they can't resist him.

"See that girl there talking to Batman?

Yeah, does she know hes married?
Does it matter she's fallen under his spell
Yep just another Battress,

Yeah I stopped counting after the first few dozen

battress by tired oldman April 4, 2019

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TABITHA BASTRESS

Tabitha, you are seriously the best EVER.
Things she is super good at:
Tennis... like super good
French... yet again, super good
Pretty much any piece of school work... super good
Tabitha is SO GORGEOUS even though she probably does not know it. She may not know it, but everyone loves her. As someone who is super wholesome and understanding she knows when it is right to say something and when to handle situations properly. Her smile is contagious and when you are feeling down, she lights up the world.

OMG IS THAT TABITHA BASTRESS!?!?!?!
YEAH she's the best
Yeah, even better than her sister, cassie.

TABITHA BASTRESS by beanenchiladas April 6, 2022

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