Baitress
Baitress by Jay Jordan May 15, 2006
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Baitness
1. A condition or degree of obviousness or denseness.
2. Might also be used in certain phrases as a desolate attempt to catch people's attention.
This term is only used by either AOL kiddies or the gayest of the queers on certain forums.
2. Might also be used in certain phrases as a desolate attempt to catch people's attention.
This term is only used by either AOL kiddies or the gayest of the queers on certain forums.
Bartress
Bartress by The Hairy Bear April 9, 2016
battress
When your married co worker calls himself "Batman" and has an undefined and nigh infinite amount of side chicks and he oozes charisma or something and they can't resist him.
"See that girl there talking to Batman?
Yeah, does she know hes married?
Does it matter she's fallen under his spell
Yep just another Battress,
Yeah I stopped counting after the first few dozen
Yeah, does she know hes married?
Does it matter she's fallen under his spell
Yep just another Battress,
Yeah I stopped counting after the first few dozen
battress by tired oldman April 4, 2019
TABITHA BASTRESS
Tabitha, you are seriously the best EVER.
Things she is super good at:
Tennis... like super good
French... yet again, super good
Pretty much any piece of school work... super good
Tabitha is SO GORGEOUS even though she probably does not know it. She may not know it, but everyone loves her. As someone who is super wholesome and understanding she knows when it is right to say something and when to handle situations properly. Her smile is contagious and when you are feeling down, she lights up the world.
Things she is super good at:
Tennis... like super good
French... yet again, super good
Pretty much any piece of school work... super good
Tabitha is SO GORGEOUS even though she probably does not know it. She may not know it, but everyone loves her. As someone who is super wholesome and understanding she knows when it is right to say something and when to handle situations properly. Her smile is contagious and when you are feeling down, she lights up the world.
TABITHA BASTRESS by beanenchiladas April 6, 2022
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