Baked Beaned

Just really high

Dude im totally baked beaned right now

by nevans100 March 10, 2023

U R BANed from URBAN dictionary

When you upload something serious to the urban dic₭tionary but it's so bad peepleo give a lot of 👎 and then the mod see (doing their work to moderate Urban Dictionary) and they say ‘‘𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵’’ and they ban you.

Mods:fuck this is bull shit
Mods (doing their work): u r baned from urban dictionary
User: N000O0O00h
Mod:

by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem June 28, 2021

Fish-Beaked Prick

A real asshole. Someone who is SUCH a prick, calling them a prick just isn't enough.

My dad told me I was grounded for downloading gay porn on his computer, whatta fish-beaked prick!

by Johnny Woodenpants December 27, 2008

Beaked Up

to have snorted cocaine

dont go near him, he's all beaked up

by un-known-name January 10, 2009

beaked

A reference to drug-usage where snorting is the method of delivery, especially cocaine.

"Gary's acting like a prick." "Yeah, he's beaked." "Ah, that would explain why the bathroom mirror's missing!"

by Mirv August 17, 2007

Beaked

To freak out at someone using hurtful words, insults and harsh words.

Wow, you just beaked her out hardcore.

by primeguurl June 3, 2009

Beaked up wank

How masterbation was always intended to be. Whilst under the influence of cocaine (beaked up), the urge to jizz is often as strong as the craving for the next line. Beaked up wanks can often be prolonged (on rare occasions, even futile), but often result in an ungodly amount of jizz and feeling of general well-being.

How was your night laddie?

Oh it was great mate. I had a lovely beaked up wank and the wife was fast asleep

by Mrrobot7891 November 10, 2020