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Absence of Grass Touching & Bathing Disorder (AGTBD)

~For further medical information, go to bigchungus.cum/agtbd~
AGTBD, also known as GCD (Grass contact deficets) is a condition that affects mainly teenagers, in the world, 1 in 30 have this condition, treatment such as expourse to grass, the habit of chilling outside and even conventional therapy
Syptoms include:
.Excessive (>12h) usage of modern social media (discord, twitter, ...)
.Weaker bones
.Lack of bathing
.Disability to get bitches
.Hyperfocusing in activities such as trying to get bitches online because you can't do it in rael life
Associated with conditions such as Dreamgender, Dreamsexuality (Yes, the bad one, not the good one) & Fatherlessness Reaction Episodes

"Unfourtently your son was diagnosed with Absence of Grass Touching & Bathing Disorder (AGTBD)"
"Oh no"

by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem June 12, 2022

buzz words

'buzz words are a cyllyndrellic convex that tile aristotle's philosophical plane perflectly and with no in-contradiction'

i asked the guy what a buzz words was but he just throwned a bunch of difficult words to understand seemingly with no intention of being meaningful
lol that's what buzzwords are

by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem October 23, 2022

Fucking fucking fucking fucking Fucking

Fucking fucking fucking fucking Fucking is non-sensical or is it?
Well actually sensical not non-sensical

A Really Nerdy Analysis🤓 You can skip all that and go to the end to see what it means
'Fucking fucking fucking fucking Fucking' Explained:
First of all the 1st 'fucking' ('Fucking') is a person called 'Fucking'
The 2nd 'fucking' is used to emphasize the 3rd 'fucking' like in 'fucking awesome'
And the 3rd 'fucking' is the action of fricking
And then the 4th is used again to emphasize, this time what is emphasized is the 5th 'fucking' ('Fucking')
Finally there's the 5th fucking, that refers to another person also called 'Fucking'

So it means 'The person named 'FUCKING' is currently FUCKING (emphasis) FUCKING (action) with FUCKING another person called 'FUCKING''

'Fucking fucking fucking fucking Fucking'
'OK, but Fucking is fucking Fucking in the figurative sense or literal sense?'
You fucking watching this fucking conversation by some fucking reason:

by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem November 11, 2021

U R BANed from URBAN dictionary

When you upload something serious to the urban dic₭tionary but it's so bad peepleo give a lot of 👎 and then the mod see (doing their work to moderate Urban Dictionary) and they say ‘‘𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵’’ and they ban you.

Mods:fuck this is bull shit
Mods (doing their work): u r baned from urban dictionary
User: N000O0O00h
Mod:

by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem June 28, 2021

96-99

\naɪn sɪx naɪn naɪn\ "nien-six-nien-nien"
-1 Fictional and in its context informal: we all know the "sixtynine" position, it gained its sexual meaning because its decimal representation <69> kinda resembles two people having some intercourse in that position (you know what I'm talking about), so "sixnineninenine" (96-99) represents a sextuation (or sex situation) where there's a relation between the "nine" and the "six" in where they enjoy touching butts, while the '-' in between the <96> and <99> represents a penis or any thing that resembles the visual portion of a sensorial perception of it that connects the "six" and that "nine" that having their ass touched with another "nine"
-2 Math: A notation of a number (decimal for a combination of ninety six and ninety nine)

Context: Bighip, Cock69, PussyHuman & Godick (ofcourse, those aren't their "real names", they're nicknames assigned to them) specially before a party want some DELICIOUS sex like the vast majority of people and since they're bored of just making a convetional 69 (why not?), when they are starting to structuring the position, a tsunami starts in the area they were in, so they have to run, the party is canceled, after the tsunami, they're super horny, so their intution puts them all in a giant bed and they accidentally made it because they were all naked, so they start the sex specifically after someone started dancing in an unspecified location since it while they were sort of lazy, it was still desirable to fuck
Cock69 ("Six"): "Ooooh guys, this sooo hoooot (does the horny face)"
Godick (Last "Nine"): "aah"
Pussy human (Second "Nine"): "Oooooh your dick is so high-quality"
Bighip (First "Nine"): "I fuuuuuuuckin' love y'all!"
(After the sex)
All of the sexual particapants of the story: "What will be the name of this"
PH (Second "Nine"): "Ooooh since you're soo hot and you're dick is so good <3, MATE! Yah should fucking choose, thank you for giving me that horny kind of pleasure babe <3, you're way better than those unnatractive men😈"
(Unnatractive man with sad life hearing the conversation cries (That's so sad for me people please be nice with the unnattractive))
Cock69: "k babe what bout 96-99?"
PH: "PATNER, OOooh this name is so HOOOOT!"

by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem April 15, 2022

sexxes

what you are doing with your life?
Did you know that sex - xes isn't some live-saving stuff?
sex-xes kinda sounds like sucess, in our communication system
but it's not some key to the universe
for the sucess

the little standard bastardadizer said "latin annus could be inside my poo-poo"
and had (DPA) diarreiac presuomic attack and (OND) obsessive-neuronic disease
after having sexxes (buzzwords funny)
read more

by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem October 22, 2022

(6 x 9)+(6+9) = 69

is mathematical expression/equation sex that means two

general mathematical symbols or expressions, numbers, etc

√99: What (so)up guys, I was (6 x 9)+(6+9) = 69 with (34,5 x 4)
Plus Symbol (+):What is that??
3:Go to urban dicionary to see lol

by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem May 26, 2021