/biniŋ/
Bean + 'ing' / Usually Informal
1. Putting a large beans in stuff that isn't yours
( i ) : Usually this happens mostly in British Tiktok
Bean + 'ing' / Usually Informal
1. Putting a large beans in stuff that isn't yours
( i ) : Usually this happens mostly in British Tiktok
The Tiktoker @epicprobeaner beaned that guy, by the way the Tiktoker said 'No one is free from the beaning'
by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem October 14, 2021
what you are doing with your life?
Did you know that sex - xes isn't some live-saving stuff?
sex-xes kinda sounds like sucess, in our communication system
but it's not some key to the universe
for the sucess
Did you know that sex - xes isn't some live-saving stuff?
sex-xes kinda sounds like sucess, in our communication system
but it's not some key to the universe
for the sucess
the little standard bastardadizer said "latin annus could be inside my poo-poo"
and had (DPA) diarreiac presuomic attack and (OND) obsessive-neuronic disease
after having sexxes (buzzwords funny)
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and had (DPA) diarreiac presuomic attack and (OND) obsessive-neuronic disease
after having sexxes (buzzwords funny)
read more
by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem October 22, 2022
'buzz words are a cyllyndrellic convex that tile aristotle's philosophical plane perflectly and with no in-contradiction'
i asked the guy what a buzz words was but he just throwned a bunch of difficult words to understand seemingly with no intention of being meaningful
lol that's what buzzwords are
lol that's what buzzwords are
by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem October 23, 2022
When you upload something serious to the urban dic₭tionary but it's so bad peepleo give a lot of 👎 and then the mod see (doing their work to moderate Urban Dictionary) and they say ‘‘𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵’’ and they ban you.
Mods:fuck this is bull shit
Mods (doing their work): u r baned from urban dictionary
User: N000O0O00h
Mod:
Mods (doing their work): u r baned from urban dictionary
User: N000O0O00h
Mod:
by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem June 28, 2021
masturbasex /mæstɚbəsɛks/ MASS-TUR-BUH-SEKS* (/mæstəbəsɛks/ MASS-TU-BUH-SEKS if you have a non-rhotic dialect)
noun • fictional
Sexual intercourse while masturbating
Etymology:
Masturbation; wanking (British)
Sex; sexual intercourse
noun • fictional
Sexual intercourse while masturbating
Etymology:
Masturbation; wanking (British)
Sex; sexual intercourse
jack and sabrina are having sex
Sabrina: "Uuuuh you know how masturbasex aka sexturbation, sex while masturbating, works?"
Jack: "Nope."
Sabrina: "While having sex, you can masturbate in any part of the penis with exception of the part that you're fucking"
Jack: "Imma try it"
starts to try
Jack: "aaaaaaaaah, i feel sooooo good!"
You: "wtf"
Jack: "lol he's reacting like 'whaaat' to our funny masturbasex"
Sabrina: "did yo0o0o0ou just BROKE thth-the forth wall, yah ... yah GOD-FUCKING-DAMN IDIOT!!"
Sabrina explodes
Jack: "what??????????????????????????????????!!!!"
You: "0_0" (actually maybe something more like 'lmao-bruh!!')
Sabrina: "Uuuuh you know how masturbasex aka sexturbation, sex while masturbating, works?"
Jack: "Nope."
Sabrina: "While having sex, you can masturbate in any part of the penis with exception of the part that you're fucking"
Jack: "Imma try it"
starts to try
Jack: "aaaaaaaaah, i feel sooooo good!"
You: "wtf"
Jack: "lol he's reacting like 'whaaat' to our funny masturbasex"
Sabrina: "did yo0o0o0ou just BROKE thth-the forth wall, yah ... yah GOD-FUCKING-DAMN IDIOT!!"
Sabrina explodes
Jack: "what??????????????????????????????????!!!!"
You: "0_0" (actually maybe something more like 'lmao-bruh!!')
by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem December 28, 2021
1:Idiot; Stupid; Motherfucker; Son of a bitch.
2:A person who do excrements on his own mother after being born.
3:Some baby inside his mother because to do excrements, to do excrements on his mother who can sometimes happen(what most person say will be awful but sometimes happens) .
2:A person who do excrements on his own mother after being born.
3:Some baby inside his mother because to do excrements, to do excrements on his mother who can sometimes happen(what most person say will be awful but sometimes happens) .
1:"You're a mothershitter!"
2:"Tom pooped on his mother, wow an mothershitter!"
3:"Oh god it pooped in me, mothershitter fetus!"
2:"Tom pooped on his mother, wow an mothershitter!"
3:"Oh god it pooped in me, mothershitter fetus!"
by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem June 16, 2021
Was a definition created by keppp in May 13, 2021 to make the text in Watermelon Sugar, BLUE TEXT
The definition is pretty hated since 34% hated the definition because isn't an actual definition (even if actual definitions are pretty rare compared to definitions like "Nice" or "Mine is small" lol)
_(* ̄0 ̄)ノ -whatever
Yes that was STUPID now read the example:
The definition is pretty hated since 34% hated the definition because isn't an actual definition (even if actual definitions are pretty rare compared to definitions like "Nice" or "Mine is small" lol)
_(* ̄0 ̄)ノ -whatever
Yes that was STUPID now read the example:
"A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has..." - DontHateTheGameHateThePlayer
LOL LETS DEFINE THAT TO MAKE THE TEXT BLUE!- keppp
UD Editors: ok
And that is why"A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has" & "faded into obscurity after being trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years." are blue
THE END (sorry)!!
LOL LETS DEFINE THAT TO MAKE THE TEXT BLUE!- keppp
UD Editors: ok
And that is why"A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has" & "faded into obscurity after being trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years." are blue
THE END (sorry)!!
by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem June 18, 2021