2 definitions by Bumty

Bairstow

A face like a slapped arsehole. Generally reserved for ginger haired cricket playing individuals.

Numt: Hey Bumt, did you see the Bairstow on that ranga at the crease!?

Bumt: Yes Numt. Yes I did.

by Bumty August 25, 2019

When one has a rather large brain fart during a rather large moment in sports.

Numt: Hey Bumt, I think that batsmen just had a major Jonny Bairstow when he left his crease like that!

Bumt: Yes Numt. Yes he did.

by Bumty July 3, 2023