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Bairstow

A face like a slapped arsehole. Generally reserved for ginger haired cricket playing individuals.
Numt: Hey Bumt, did you see the Bairstow on that ranga at the crease!?

Bumt: Yes Numt. Yes I did.
by Bumty August 25, 2019
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Jonny Bairstow

When one has a rather large brain fart during a rather large moment in sports.
Numt: Hey Bumt, I think that batsmen just had a major Jonny Bairstow when he left his crease like that!

Bumt: Yes Numt. Yes he did.
by Bumty July 2, 2023
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