Bahoon
I saved my friend's bahoon when she was grinding on another guy and her boyfriend was looking by saying, "don't worry it's just a friend of mine".
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Bafoon
That bonehead wrote a letter to the newspaper calling Steve Jobs a 'bafoon'. How embarrassing would that be?
Bafoon by Ilk's Club Member December 15, 2011
Related Words
bahoongus • Bahooni • Bahoon • Bahooneys • Bahoonfoon • Bahoongas • Bahoongadadoongis • bahoongalas • bahoonies • baboon
Bahood
Bahood is nothing but everything at the same time. This word can be used in any sentence as a replacement word.
Baloon Knot
Slang: synonomous with asshole. Mainly because a normal tight sphincter resembles the inside of a knot made on a baloon.
Baloon Knot by Joey Provalone January 24, 2003
BABOONGA
BABOONGA by BROOMROOMMAN June 7, 2018
poo baboons
Poo that becomes entangled in human anal pubes...the person who has the poo baboons would also need to have a pubic forest long enough for the poo to swing
poo baboons by Bum fuzz June 5, 2018
Bahooneys
Noun.
Pronunciation: just like "bahoonies" (ba-HOO-nees).
Definition: A very important piece of male genitalia that consists of the scrotum, which holds and protects the inner testes. Also, the testes themselves.
Although pronounced the same way, bahooneys is not to be confused with bahoonies, which refers to a large set of female breasts (tits, gazongas, knockers).
Pronunciation: just like "bahoonies" (ba-HOO-nees).
Definition: A very important piece of male genitalia that consists of the scrotum, which holds and protects the inner testes. Also, the testes themselves.
Although pronounced the same way, bahooneys is not to be confused with bahoonies, which refers to a large set of female breasts (tits, gazongas, knockers).
Used as an euphemism for balls.
"Jeez! Ease up on that serve, bro! That last one nearly crushed my bahooneys!"
"Man, this party sucks big bahooneys!"
"You've had enough of that cock already. Now focus on the bahooneys!"
"By accident, Ricky rammed his bahooneys into a parking meter."
"Jeez! Ease up on that serve, bro! That last one nearly crushed my bahooneys!"
"Man, this party sucks big bahooneys!"
"You've had enough of that cock already. Now focus on the bahooneys!"
"By accident, Ricky rammed his bahooneys into a parking meter."
Bahooneys by NeverMindWhom August 13, 2008
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"My salad days,
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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