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Bahood is nothing but everything at the same time. This word can be used in any sentence as a replacement word.
“Stop acting like a bahood”
“My bahood is better than yours”
“I’ll hit you right in the bahood”
Bahood by Tangodown February 9, 2018
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A big, FAT punch, kick, or hit.
You're gonna get a baboonga to the face if you don't shut it.
BABOONGA by BROOMROOMMAN June 7, 2018

poo baboons 

Poo that becomes entangled in human anal pubes...the person who has the poo baboons would also need to have a pubic forest long enough for the poo to swing
Damn those poo baboons are swinging through the anal forest
poo baboons by Bum fuzz June 5, 2018

Bahooneys 

Noun.
Pronunciation: just like "bahoonies" (ba-HOO-nees).
Definition: A very important piece of male genitalia that consists of the scrotum, which holds and protects the inner testes. Also, the testes themselves.

Although pronounced the same way, bahooneys is not to be confused with bahoonies, which refers to a large set of female breasts (tits, gazongas, knockers).
Used as an euphemism for balls.

"Jeez! Ease up on that serve, bro! That last one nearly crushed my bahooneys!"

"Man, this party sucks big bahooneys!"

"You've had enough of that cock already. Now focus on the bahooneys!"

"By accident, Ricky rammed his bahooneys into a parking meter."
Bahooneys by NeverMindWhom August 13, 2008

Baboon bumping 

This is animalistic sex accompanied by sweat and noise!
Kendra and Ben Dover got down in the back yard, for some real baboon bumping bend overs!

Sweet Babboo 

your sweet heart.Sally (from the cartoon of Peanuts with Charlie Brown and Snoopy) dubbed her crush Sweet Babboo. Term of endearment.
My sweet Babboo is wonderful, and cute too.
Sweet Babboo by THE REAL JULIA March 23, 2007