Bagoning 

The act of recklessly jumping from great heights with the intent of flying. Reference to the Pokemon Bagon: a Dragon-Type Pokemon introduced in 2002's Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire versions that is known for leaping from cliffs headfirst out of a desire to fly.

Sam got drunk yesterday, and tried Bagoning off the Newburgh-Beacon Bridge. The Town of Fishkill police had to get involved, and fortunately, no charges were pressed.

Bagoning by Mamoru Chiba November 22, 2024

baconing 

Baconing (verb): the act of enjoying bacon.

We were baconing all last night.

Mary was baconing instead of doing her homework.

As the earth was being attacked by aliens, Jimmy was completely fine because he was baconing.

Stan was caught baconing alone by his wife.

baconing by rgg September 14, 2012

Bagoinga 

The act of inserting the middle and index finger into the anus of a woman and the thumb into the vagina, and moving the thumb in a circular motion.

I totally bagoingad my sexy girlfriend last night.

Bagoinga by fussock May 2, 2009

Baconing 

Baconing (verb): to do an extreme combination of chillaxing and being a boss

Dude, i was down in florida last weekend and i saw this guy baconing so hard. He had ALL the ladies around him

Baconing by ElDiosDelTrueno September 22, 2010

Baconing 

n. A common cure for most diseases. However, because of its
deliciousness and addictiveness, it has been outlawed in most areas. Similiar to medicinal marijuana

v. To bacon is to apply the ideals of the bacon-like nature to any situation.

Alex: "David, I got aids from that ho last night."
David: "Don't worry, I'll get the bacon."

David: "Dude, I got an F in spanish."
Alex: "Baconing?" *Pulls out bacon, milestone reached*

Baconing by AlexWhiteRules September 22, 2010

Baconing 

The action of whipping someone's bottom or ear using the fingertips of a relaxed hand, to cause the recipient pain and mild humiliation. Baconing of the ear is particularly painful on a cold day. Etymology thought to originate from schools of the Isle of Wight in the mid-1990s.

"I just got a right bad baconing from John."

Baconing by Wight Trash December 29, 2012

Fake Baconing 

The act of driving to a parking lot, dialing 911 on a burner phone, and attempting to masturbate and finish before police arrive.

Todd was fake baconing, trying to bust a thrill nut last week and he caught a charge for indecent exposure. He's looking at a third strike situation since he had a firearm and blow in the car with him. I don't know what to tell his family, man. His daughter's third birthday is next week. That kid doesn't stand a chance.

Fake Baconing by Oh, hayyyy November 27, 2022