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The act of having sexual intercourse with a bagel ornament adorning the penis.
Last night, I totally bagelfucked Taylor!
bagelfuck by bagelfucked May 12, 2009
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bagilhole 

noun. A slight break in the line of a beard or moustache on one side of a man's face. Usually the person is trying to grow facial hair where the component parts, such as sideburns, moustache and beard, are intended to join, creating a seamless facial hair effect. A bagilhole is a bald patch of skin which interrupts the line of said facial hair.
George, your bagilhole is showing.
bagilhole by Beard Police February 5, 2010

Samdog Bagillionaire 

A boss. That destroys everything in his path and leaves no survivors. He lives his life by FBGM.
If you have to ask what a Samdog bagillionaire is then you're already dead.
Bad ass mother I'd like to fuck.
"Dayyuuummm, Cyndi Lauper is Bamilf!"
Bamilf by mishyfishy August 5, 2009

bagillion 

Much like the more popular Bajillion except spelled with a G. This is the complex and correct word form and is used only by those of extreme intelligence and worth.
Michael loves Catherine a bagillion.
bagillion by Michael Manson January 8, 2004

bagillionaire 

When the value of a person's wealth get so large it makes no difference. Sometimes characterized as having as much as, or more, money than God.
Rupert Murdoch's recent sale of MySpace for over 500 million dollars only added even more money to this bagillionaire's ridiculous wealth.
bagillionaire by hood4u August 17, 2007
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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