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The act of having sexual intercourse with a bagel ornament adorning the penis.
Last night, I totally bagelfucked Taylor!
bagelfuck by bagelfucked May 12, 2009
Words you can keep
When you go to the market and get a cheap bag that tears and your goods spill onto the ground. 2. When the drive thru attendant puts the wrong food in your bag.
Could you please double bag that beer I don't wanna get bagfucked in the parking lot!

Damn homie this ain't no carne asada...we got bagfucked!!
Bagfucked by GanjaGus December 14, 2010

babelfuck 

When one passes a phrase through the babelfish one or more times until it ceases to make any literal sense and instead sounds like some heavy metaphorical explanation.

The example was babelfucked with japanese twice
Until it finishes to make, when transferring the time of one or more to phrase, through 1 Tsuga babelfish in feeling of which letter heavily as in figurative explanation being audible to substituting.

When that, the time being one or more, in order to make, it moves to phrase heavily in as the figurative explanation which is audible in letter substitution through babelfish of one Tsuga of feeling, until it ends.
babelfuck by hex_ten February 5, 2005

Bagel Fuck

How was that bagel fuck last night man?
Bagel Fuck by PlasticPeople December 23, 2008
Sexual intercourse as defined by anal sex. The introduction of the penis into the bowel regions.
I bowelfucked the shit out of my girl last night, pun DEFINITELY intended!
bowelfuck by FlyingHat January 20, 2008

Bagel Fuck

When a man fucks a woman through a bagel, simultaniously penetrating the bagel, and the woman.
"So today Dani was eating a bagel, so I snatched it out of the bitch's hand, dropped my pants, and bagel fucked her."
Bagel Fuck by snzn March 28, 2009

banglefucking 

Joe:I fucked a chick on a play ground.

Devin:You sure like banglefucking.
banglefucking by Joe July 19, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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