Bamilf

Bad ass mother I'd like to fuck.

"Dayyuuummm, Cyndi Lauper is Bamilf!"

by mishyfishy August 5, 2009

BAMILF

Abbreviation for Bad Ass Mother I'd Like To F***.

Beatrix Kiddo from Kill Bill is a BAMILF

by 12211992 January 10, 2014

Bamily

The non-premeditated and irreversible state of being a family within a band. Especially in marching band. Bamilies often times form much stronger internal bonds and abnormal (in some cases bizarre) attachments than the traditional marching band; as a result they are much more desirable than the traditional marching band.

Crowd: Woah, who's that big band?
Band parent: What band? Oh, you mean that super awesome bunch from Kingston?
Crowd: They're awesome!
Band parent: That's no band; that's a bamily!

by MightyMightyTigers November 5, 2010

Bamfilf

Badass Motherfucker I'd Like To Fuck

Girl 1: That guy is so hot.
Girl 2: I know. He's such a bamfilf

by Bamfilf July 4, 2010

bamillion

Larger than a billion dollars.

Used when people get all flustered about the price of gas.

Gas is like, A BAMILLION DOLLARS NOW!

by Islam Is My Friend September 12, 2005

BMILF

An very attractive bridesmaid at a wedding with whom one fantasizes having sexual relations with.

Pippa Middleton totally upstaged the Duchess of Cambridge as the Maid of Honour at the royal wedding. Pippa's a total BMILF ! I think I should tweet about it with hashtag #BMILF !!

by waity-katy May 22, 2011

Bailf

Blake's Aunt I'd Like To Fuck. The legend that blake's aunt is totally and extremely fuckable, and the assumption that anyone named blake's mom is bonalicious.

That set of tits is a bailf. I'm assuming her nephew is named Blake.

by Dr. Rev. Funk February 27, 2008