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Abbreviation for Bad Ass Mother I'd Like To F***.
Beatrix Kiddo from Kill Bill is a BAMILF
BAMILF by 12211992 January 10, 2014
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Bamilf • BMILF • Bamily • Bagilf • Bailf • bailfest • Bamfilf • bamified • BAMify • bamila
The non-premeditated and irreversible state of being a family within a band. Especially in marching band. Bamilies often times form much stronger internal bonds and abnormal (in some cases bizarre) attachments than the traditional marching band; as a result they are much more desirable than the traditional marching band.
Crowd: Woah, who's that big band?
Band parent: What band? Oh, you mean that super awesome bunch from Kingston?
Crowd: They're awesome!
Band parent: That's no band; that's a bamily!
Bamily by MightyMightyTigers November 5, 2010
Girl 1: That guy is so hot.
Girl 2: I know. He's such a bamfilf
Bamfilf by Bamfilf July 4, 2010

bamillion 

Larger than a billion dollars.

Used when people get all flustered about the price of gas.
Gas is like, A BAMILLION DOLLARS NOW!
bamillion by Islam Is My Friend September 12, 2005
An very attractive bridesmaid at a wedding with whom one fantasizes having sexual relations with.
Pippa Middleton totally upstaged the Duchess of Cambridge as the Maid of Honour at the royal wedding. Pippa's a total BMILF ! I think I should tweet about it with hashtag #BMILF !!
BMILF by waity-katy May 22, 2011
Blake's Aunt I'd Like To Fuck. The legend that blake's aunt is totally and extremely fuckable, and the assumption that anyone named blake's mom is bonalicious.
That set of tits is a bailf. I'm assuming her nephew is named Blake.
Bailf by Dr. Rev. Funk February 27, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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