Baggon

( pronounced- BAG - ON )To reflect the mood/characteristics of someone who is frustrated/angry or very moody.

"Dont talk to Him/Her, they've got a BAGGON"

by Atrueleyther August 22, 2007

Red Bagging

The act of jerking off whereas both balls and cock are in one single grip. This results in the balls protruding forward and the scrotum running along the shaft of the penis. The length of the stroke is restricted only by the elasticity of the sack.

"Old man balls are ideal for Red Bagging", said Loyko.

by Krenek October 18, 2012

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

PLEASE REMOVE ITEM

Me: *Puts random item in bagging area*
Machine: UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA. PLEASE REMOVE ITEM

by Flash Slash June 24, 2019

Shat Baggot

The 'B' is representative of someone being a bag and the rest a faggot, implied the bag being useless and empty on the inside.

'Shat' (is past tense 'shit') is fluently composed when used with 'Baggot.'

The conjunction of the two words creates an effortless, expressive, and eloquent flow of dangerously-concocted insult to it's recipient.

Some Rison guy: Cheseley, You're a tool and an annoying nonsense to everyone around you, shat baggot.

Some Cheseley guy: You wanna go there? Well I'm gonna (pathetic comeback imminent)

by (9+10)x2 = 42 | 42x10 = 420 April 10, 2017

sand bagging

To deliberately perform at a lower level than you are capable of

He was sandbagging at practice, but kicked ass at the track meets.

by Rob D. October 18, 2003

Cell bagging

When you leave your cell phone out and a guy puts his balls on it.

OMG! Don’t leave your cell phone out! Johnny is so going to cell bag it!!! Cell bagging

by Igoeflow April 18, 2021

speed-bagging his neobean

When a post-operative transsexual aggressively masturbates with particular attention paid to their repurposed glans which is now LARPing as a clitoris. Because of the violent nature of the act the neobean will often experience trauma and in extreme cases fall off.

Diana, "Did you hear what happened to jon?"
Jennifer, "No, what did he do now?"
Diana, "He was speed-bagging his neobean so furiously it popped off and rolled away!"
Jennifer, "Wow, did he find it?"
Diana, "Don't think so. Rexy was seen licking his chops so it doesn't look good."

by Van Eric Adams August 1, 2023