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author is open to hearing about dead batteries
an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.
"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."
author is open to hearing about dead batteries by sharksrcool January 8, 2023
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santa claus batteries
The poor quality batteries that arrive already installed in electronic toys that you'd recieve on Christmas. Typically green and red, gold and red, or any combination of the three. And ususally weighing about half of what a duracell, or energizer would weigh. Toshiba is a common brand of Santa Claus batteries
person 1- Dude, did you get barreries for the digital camera?
person 2- Yeah man. They're those silver ones, ya know, the kind with the black cat jumping through the number nine.
person 1- Oh fuck! Those are like santa claus batteries. They don't even have the power to turn the camera on!
person 2- Yeah man. They're those silver ones, ya know, the kind with the black cat jumping through the number nine.
person 1- Oh fuck! Those are like santa claus batteries. They don't even have the power to turn the camera on!
santa claus batteries by Buzzer December 23, 2007
chemlight batteries
n; fictional object used by military personel to confuse newb signal soldiers in to looking stupid in front of they're superiors
"damn, i cant see shit in here. Salazar, go to supply and see if they have anymore chemlight batteries"
chemlight batteries by living proof December 12, 2003
bacteria rancher
A person that, unknowingly or knowingly, ranches bacteria by not showering after football practice, weightlifting or any activity that involves heavy sweating.
It's the type of person that, for example, sweats while working out at the gym, then leaves without showering and goes to deposit all the sweat, filth and bacteria into their car seats where it can multiply and get stronger.
It's the type of person that, for example, sweats while working out at the gym, then leaves without showering and goes to deposit all the sweat, filth and bacteria into their car seats where it can multiply and get stronger.
Girl 1: Lana is such a skank. She works out at the gym, sweats all over her clothes, and then gets in her car and sweats into the seats!
Girl 2: Oh gross, she is such a bacteria rancher!
Girl 2: Oh gross, she is such a bacteria rancher!
bacteria rancher by ausxau June 18, 2017
monsieur bacteria
The opposite of Mr Beast - an evil genius who has a curly moustache, eats baguettes, cuts off your arms and legs, and steals $100000 dollars from people.
Person 1: Did you see that new monsieur bacteria video?
Person 2: YESS! He put down every dog in the pound
Person 2: YESS! He put down every dog in the pound
monsieur bacteria by dreamlovesyou_ September 15, 2020
Bantercast
A compound word (banter+broadcast/podcast)
A show primarily involved in the broadcasting of comedy/banter, e.g a radio show or podcast.
A show primarily involved in the broadcasting of comedy/banter, e.g a radio show or podcast.
*Did you catch the latest episode of Jim and Tom's bantercast?
*We need at least 2 people to record a bantercast and start bantercasting.
*Plenty of banterisms in last nights bantercast eh?
*We need at least 2 people to record a bantercast and start bantercasting.
*Plenty of banterisms in last nights bantercast eh?
Bantercast by Tabbzy April 21, 2009
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
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mormon assault vehicle
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
Shakira Law
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026