Bacterias 

A word commonly used by stupid people that doesn't know the word Bacteria is already a plural word.

There's bacterias on your hand
That's not bacterias

Bacterias by Flapflap January 30, 2025

author is open to hearing about dead batteries 

an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.

"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."

author is open to hearing about dead batteries by sharksrcool January 8, 2023

santa claus batteries

The poor quality batteries that arrive already installed in electronic toys that you'd recieve on Christmas. Typically green and red, gold and red, or any combination of the three. And ususally weighing about half of what a duracell, or energizer would weigh. Toshiba is a common brand of Santa Claus batteries

person 1- Dude, did you get barreries for the digital camera?

person 2- Yeah man. They're those silver ones, ya know, the kind with the black cat jumping through the number nine.

person 1- Oh fuck! Those are like santa claus batteries. They don't even have the power to turn the camera on!

santa claus batteries by Buzzer December 23, 2007

chemlight batteries 

n; fictional object used by military personel to confuse newb signal soldiers in to looking stupid in front of they're superiors

"damn, i cant see shit in here. Salazar, go to supply and see if they have anymore chemlight batteries"

chemlight batteries by living proof December 12, 2003

bacteria rancher

A person that, unknowingly or knowingly, ranches bacteria by not showering after football practice, weightlifting or any activity that involves heavy sweating.

It's the type of person that, for example, sweats while working out at the gym, then leaves without showering and goes to deposit all the sweat, filth and bacteria into their car seats where it can multiply and get stronger.

Girl 1: Lana is such a skank. She works out at the gym, sweats all over her clothes, and then gets in her car and sweats into the seats!

Girl 2: Oh gross, she is such a bacteria rancher!

bacteria rancher by ausxau June 18, 2017

monsieur bacteria 

The opposite of Mr Beast - an evil genius who has a curly moustache, eats baguettes, cuts off your arms and legs, and steals $100000 dollars from people.

Person 1: Did you see that new monsieur bacteria video?
Person 2: YESS! He put down every dog in the pound

monsieur bacteria by dreamlovesyou_ September 15, 2020

Bantercast 

A compound word (banter+broadcast/podcast)
A show primarily involved in the broadcasting of comedy/banter, e.g a radio show or podcast.

*Did you catch the latest episode of Jim and Tom's bantercast?
*We need at least 2 people to record a bantercast and start bantercasting.
*Plenty of banterisms in last nights bantercast eh?

Bantercast by Tabbzy April 21, 2009