Bacondog

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God.

Bacondog is the divine power who controls Illuminati.

It was given birth during a boring class, and was created by Lady BBQ of Bacondawg who was interested in bacon planets.

Scrambles: This is missing something

sisce: IT NEEDS MORE BACONDOG!!!!

Bacondog by ScramblesTheDeathKoala May 21, 2014

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Bacondom

When you wrap a rasher of warm bacon around your penis before inserting into an orifice or masturbating.

Last night I wrapped some bacon around my wiener and used it as a condom. It was a bacondom.

Bacondom by One21jiggawatts January 27, 2019

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Baconography

The intimate study of bacon.

can also be used as:
baconographer
baconographist

I was involved in some serious baconography this morning.

I'm concerned about the recent rise in the level of interest Leroux has been showing towards baconography.

Baconography by fireferret September 23, 2012

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Bacondolence

expression of sympathy with a person who is suffering sorrow, misfortune, or grief involving bacon.

Please accept my most sincere bacondolences.

Bacondolence by Brian Elwoods September 26, 2012

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Bacondom

When you wrap a rasher of warm bacon around your penis before inserting into an orifice or masturbating.

Last night I wrapped some bacon around my wiener and used it as a condom. It was a bacondom.

Bacondom by One21jiggawatts January 27, 2019

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bacondom

Bacon flavored condom

Use bacondoms for tasty birthcontrol.

bacondom by cldaria July 15, 2011

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Bacondom

Noun. Delicious contraceptive device constructed of cured pig flesh.

Zelda: “Babe, I don’t like those, I’m allergic to latex"
Steve: “No probs! Just put this bacondom on, it’ll solve everything! Plus, it doubles as breakfast!… you ARE staying for breakfast, right?”

"Dude, that chick loves the bacondom"

"She'll do anything so long as you've got a stash of bacondom"

"I'm totally in with that chick from the bar! Can I borrow a bacondom, I'm all out?"

"Babe, it's okay, I bought the bacondom... better to be safe than... well, parents."

Bacondom by Pigporker January 28, 2014

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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