Bacondog 

God.

Bacondog is the divine power who controls Illuminati.

It was given birth during a boring class, and was created by Lady BBQ of Bacondawg who was interested in bacon planets.

Scrambles: This is missing something

sisce: IT NEEDS MORE BACONDOG!!!!

Bacondog by ScramblesTheDeathKoala May 21, 2014

Bacondom 

When you wrap a rasher of warm bacon around your penis before inserting into an orifice or masturbating.

Last night I wrapped some bacon around my wiener and used it as a condom. It was a bacondom.

Bacondom by One21jiggawatts January 27, 2019

Baconography

The intimate study of bacon.

can also be used as:
baconographer
baconographist

I was involved in some serious baconography this morning.

I'm concerned about the recent rise in the level of interest Leroux has been showing towards baconography.

Baconography by fireferret September 23, 2012

Bacondolence 

expression of sympathy with a person who is suffering sorrow, misfortune, or grief involving bacon.

Please accept my most sincere bacondolences.

Bacondolence by Brian Elwoods September 26, 2012

Bacondom 

When you wrap a rasher of warm bacon around your penis before inserting into an orifice or masturbating.

Last night I wrapped some bacon around my wiener and used it as a condom. It was a bacondom.

Bacondom by One21jiggawatts January 27, 2019

bacondom 

Bacon flavored condom

Use bacondoms for tasty birthcontrol.

bacondom by cldaria July 15, 2011

Bacondom 

Noun. Delicious contraceptive device constructed of cured pig flesh.

Zelda: “Babe, I don’t like those, I’m allergic to latex"
Steve: “No probs! Just put this bacondom on, it’ll solve everything! Plus, it doubles as breakfast!… you ARE staying for breakfast, right?”

"Dude, that chick loves the bacondom"

"She'll do anything so long as you've got a stash of bacondom"

"I'm totally in with that chick from the bar! Can I borrow a bacondom, I'm all out?"

"Babe, it's okay, I bought the bacondom... better to be safe than... well, parents."

Bacondom by Pigporker January 28, 2014