When you wrap a rasher of warm bacon around your penis before inserting into an orifice or masturbating.
by One21jiggawatts January 27, 2019
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by One21jiggawatts January 27, 2019
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Steve: “No probs! Just put this bacondom on, it’ll solve everything! Plus, it doubles as breakfast!… you ARE staying for breakfast, right?”
"Dude, that chick loves the bacondom"
"She'll do anything so long as you've got a stash of bacondom"
"I'm totally in with that chick from the bar! Can I borrow a bacondom, I'm all out?"
"Babe, it's okay, I bought the bacondom... better to be safe than... well, parents."
Steve: “No probs! Just put this bacondom on, it’ll solve everything! Plus, it doubles as breakfast!… you ARE staying for breakfast, right?”
"Dude, that chick loves the bacondom"
"She'll do anything so long as you've got a stash of bacondom"
"I'm totally in with that chick from the bar! Can I borrow a bacondom, I'm all out?"
"Babe, it's okay, I bought the bacondom... better to be safe than... well, parents."
by Pigporker January 28, 2014
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