When you wrap a rasher of warm bacon around your penis before inserting into an orifice or masturbating.
by One21jiggawatts January 28, 2019
When you wrap a rasher of warm bacon around your penis before inserting into an orifice or masturbating.
by One21jiggawatts January 28, 2019
Zelda: “Babe, I don’t like those, I’m allergic to latex"
Steve: “No probs! Just put this bacondom on, it’ll solve everything! Plus, it doubles as breakfast!… you ARE staying for breakfast, right?”
"Dude, that chick loves the bacondom"
"She'll do anything so long as you've got a stash of bacondom"
"I'm totally in with that chick from the bar! Can I borrow a bacondom, I'm all out?"
"Babe, it's okay, I bought the bacondom... better to be safe than... well, parents."
Steve: “No probs! Just put this bacondom on, it’ll solve everything! Plus, it doubles as breakfast!… you ARE staying for breakfast, right?”
"Dude, that chick loves the bacondom"
"She'll do anything so long as you've got a stash of bacondom"
"I'm totally in with that chick from the bar! Can I borrow a bacondom, I'm all out?"
"Babe, it's okay, I bought the bacondom... better to be safe than... well, parents."
by Pigporker January 23, 2014