Bacondom 

When you wrap a rasher of warm bacon around your penis before inserting into an orifice or masturbating.

Last night I wrapped some bacon around my wiener and used it as a condom. It was a bacondom.

Bacondom by One21jiggawatts January 27, 2019

Bacondom 

When you wrap a rasher of warm bacon around your penis before inserting into an orifice or masturbating.

Last night I wrapped some bacon around my wiener and used it as a condom. It was a bacondom.

Bacondom by One21jiggawatts January 27, 2019

bacondom 

Bacon flavored condom

Use bacondoms for tasty birthcontrol.

bacondom by cldaria July 15, 2011

Bacondom 

Noun. Delicious contraceptive device constructed of cured pig flesh.

Zelda: “Babe, I don’t like those, I’m allergic to latex"
Steve: “No probs! Just put this bacondom on, it’ll solve everything! Plus, it doubles as breakfast!… you ARE staying for breakfast, right?”

"Dude, that chick loves the bacondom"

"She'll do anything so long as you've got a stash of bacondom"

"I'm totally in with that chick from the bar! Can I borrow a bacondom, I'm all out?"

"Babe, it's okay, I bought the bacondom... better to be safe than... well, parents."

Bacondom by Pigporker January 28, 2014

Baconomics 

The art of unlocking your financial potential and adding a sizzle to your income streams.

During my Baconomics course, we learned about the importance of having multiple streams of income to achieve our financial goals.

Baconomics by MemoriesGiveLife April 11, 2021

Baconomics 

1. The belief that adding bacon to any recipe will increase its appeal.
2. The tendency of elected officials to tack on funding projects to completely unrelated legislation.

1. "Tell me again why you added bacon to these chocolate chip cookies." "Baconomics, dude - bacon makes everything taste better!"
2. "The US Senate added funding for a highway building project in Iowa to the bill giving cattle in California the right to vote in local elections."

Baconomics by Urban Sprawl Mama January 19, 2013

Bacondog 

God.

Bacondog is the divine power who controls Illuminati.

It was given birth during a boring class, and was created by Lady BBQ of Bacondawg who was interested in bacon planets.

Scrambles: This is missing something

sisce: IT NEEDS MORE BACONDOG!!!!

Bacondog by ScramblesTheDeathKoala May 21, 2014