A horrible combination of female genitalia when a woman has werewolf pussy and meat curtains at the same time, creating an illusion of a bush with bacon sprouting from it.

We where really getting hot and heavy when I pulled down her panty's and saw a baconbush pop out....gross.

baconbush by Dr_PigFinger January 13, 2021

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Baconology

The belief that God put man on earth to make, and consume bacon.

I'm not a Christian, I left it for the more lucrative Baconology

Baconology by DarthMoose December 11, 2010

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Bacontology

The worship and admiration of all that is bacon. Commonly confused with Scientology, bacontology takes its roots in the true savior of the world, Bacon Christ.

Dude, do you belong to bacontology?

Sure, i practice it every morning at breakfast.

Bacontology by A Disciple of Bacon April 12, 2010

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Baconsolation

The act of comforting or consoling someone with bacon.

Mom told Betty not to worry about being called fat at school. She explained that lots of famous and successful people were morbidly obese, as she dished out some soothing baconsolation in the form of a few smoky and warm rashers of fine swine.

Baconsolation by KrisBBacon January 14, 2009

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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