Bacontology

The worship and admiration of all that is bacon. Commonly confused with Scientology, bacontology takes its roots in the true savior of the world, Bacon Christ.

Dude, do you belong to bacontology?

Sure, i practice it every morning at breakfast.

by A Disciple of Bacon April 12, 2010

Baconology

The belief that God put man on earth to make, and consume bacon.

I'm not a Christian, I left it for the more lucrative Baconology

by DarthMoose December 11, 2010

Bantology

It’s the teaching of BANT / a course/class where an individual with none or poor bant go to increase the banterous skills.

Oh geez Ninness, your bantering skills with that girl was horrible. You need to study a bantology course so next time you don’t strike out

by jazzaaaaaa May 23, 2024