The worship and admiration of all that is bacon. Commonly confused with Scientology, bacontology takes its roots in the true savior of the world, Bacon Christ.
The appreciation and study of all things cool. Created by accident by the Prophet Barney (Cool Be Unto Him), His disciples from the One Kay and the House of Moba Lee followed in His footsteps, perfecting to art of cool under His supervision. At the end of the first semester that Barney (Cool Be Unto Him) and his followers were together, He looked back at the work they had accomplished. And He said, 'That shit be cray'.
Hell yeah! I've got an offer from the University of Hitchin to read Barnology!
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.