Bacon Burning 

A celebratory occasion traditionally held the morning after a Bacon Battle, in which the winner invites all other competitors, as well as the Bacon Baron, over for a big fry-up of all the bacon.

We had an awesome Bacon Burning this morning. Bill cooked us up a shit-load of bacon. It tasted so good.

Bacon Burning by OldManPatterson February 13, 2013

Burning my bacon 

Turning a person on, serious attraction flowing in waves of desire.

That chick over there is burning my bacon! I gotta make her mine.

Burning my bacon by NatCupcake December 30, 2011

Burning The Bacon 

To masturbate. Specifically, to ignore (and ruin) a chore or task because you became distracted by your urge to masturbate. Coined in 2012 by comedy/horror writer A.J. Aalto.

Jim: Thought you were going to call me back.
Trixie: Sorry, I was busy burning the bacon.

Burning The Bacon by iskryla January 15, 2014

burning beacon of raw sexuality 

Got to be Michael Jackson in his Gold Pants!

When Michael Jackson took the stage in his Gold Pants, Cindy
let out a sigh and fainted onto the stadium floor, he was such a burning beacon of raw sexuality!

burning beacon of raw sexuality by Suzy123 September 23, 2012

burning beacon of raw sexuality 

Michael Jackson.

Duh!

As a burning beacon of raw sexuality with limitless talent, Michael Jackson turns up the heat just by swiveling his index finger.

burning beacon of raw sexuality by ChronicOCMD September 20, 2012

burning beacon of raw sexuality 

1. used to describe someone who's appearance gives you extreme pleasure
2. descriptive term for someone who is insanely hot.

1. whoa! that dude is a burning beacon of raw sexuality, i could just look at them forever!
2. friend 1: burning beacon of raw sexuality, to your left
friend 2: OMG! you said it!
friend 1: i kno, i kno.

burning beacon of raw sexuality by VerPerson5 July 7, 2005

burning beacon of raw sexuality 

Very, hot, beautiful, or attractive.

What a burning beacon of raw sexuality!

burning beacon of raw sexuality by Breakin it December 22, 2004