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Burning The Bacon
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To masturbate. Specifically, to ignore (and ruin) a
chore
or task because you became distracted by your urge to masturbate. Coined in 2012 by comedy/horror writer
A.J
.
Aalto
.
Jim: Thought you were going to
call me back
.
Trixie
: Sorry, I was busy
burning the bacon
.
by
iskryla
January 15, 2014
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