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backsplash 

the water that sprays upwards from a toilet when you shit too hard
I knew that guy shits bricks...when he came out of the toilet he got backsplashed so bad he looked like he had a shower
backsplash by krak ho August 18, 2003

Jacksplaining

jacksplaining
Explaining something you know nothing about.

Attempting to explain Jack-shit!
John was jacksplaining to Dylan how PMS feels.
John doesn’t know jack-shit about how PMS feels.
Jacksplaining by LKingmanL June 6, 2018

Backsplash Barrier 

The layer of toilet paper you put in the toilet before you take a dump. Helps to prevent backsplash and also makes crapping quieter as there are no more splashing noises.
A: Why'd you take so long, bro?
B: Dude, I had to take a shower after I took a dump due to all the backsplash on my ass.
A: Gross. Next time don't forget the backsplash barrier.

Girl1: I hate pooping! It's embarrassing coz people can hear you sometimes.
Girl2: Hellooo, backsplash barrier? Keeps your butt clean and also makes pooping virtually soundless.
Backsplash Barrier by qinomo December 16, 2011

blacksplain 

1. The act of a black person explaining away negative facts or statistics about black people (e.g. crime rates, test scores, illegitimacy rates, net worth), or negative acts of black people, as primarily the fault of white people, racist power structures, slavery, and colonialism.

2. The act of a black person explaining that their son, nephew, cousin, did not commit that crime.
Al Sharpton was on TV blacksplaining away criticism of Obama as the grumblings of old, straight, crusty white people.

"He a good boy, he didn't rape that girl. He was gonna go to college and be a rapper," Takeisha Jackson blacksplained to NY1 after her son Davontae was arrested for raping the retarded 12 year old girl next door.
blacksplain by Ricky Vaughn January 7, 2014

Blumpkin Backsplash Facial 

when you are sitting on the toilet taking a dump while getting a blowjob... and right before you bust a load you drop a huge dump and the water from the toilet and ur jizz hits the girl in the face at the same time
the blumpkin backsplash facial has never been done before

backsplash 

n. That refreshing little spash of toilet water that hits you right on the hole after you've plopped a turd just right. Mmmm, mountain fresh.....
When you've got the 'roids, a nice backsplash is so soothing!