possibly the best biscuits in the world. ever.
They own you. AND your mum.
it's impossible to eat them like you would eat a mere cookie.
this is because cookies are inferior.
"hmm, what should we get."
"BOURBONS, FTW."
"no, jaffa cakes, derkhead."
"WHERE ARE MY JAMMY DODGERS, BITCHES."
a real conversation.
as you can see, bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers own.
A person that loves to drink bourbon, and will talk shit at the drop of the hat when intoxicated. Whether its mixed with water, soda, or on the rocks this person will take it. They know that there is no better drunk quite like a bourbon drunk. A true Bourbonator has learned to appreciate the finer bourbons (Makers Mark, Bookers, Knob Creek, Blantons) and will not drink the shitty, cheap well bourbon at a bar.
That dude has been killing the bourbon all nightlong he's a fucking bourbonator....I wouldn't fuck with him.
The mixture of piss, horse shit, spilled beer and alcohol and what ever else hits Bourbon street. It forms a sludge that will ruin nice shoes. Bourbon Juice is only found in NOLA
I should have worn my old sneakers to Bourbon Street last night because I now have Bourbon Juice all over my new ones.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.