BOIL

Burst Out In Laughter

lol that reminds me of when you got drunk and put mayonaise on your pizza or something... i think i remember you saying you were smearing it around with a butter knife hahah and that picture of you passed out with your hand in the chip/cracker or whatever bag makes me BOIL

by zerofool July 1, 2012

Boil

To smoke marijuana in a sauna.

Timmy: Mum, can I go boil with my mates?
Mum: Sorry Timmy, your father's already using the sauna

by Actom360 December 21, 2014

boil

Someone who annoyingly follows you around everywhere

Fuck off your like a boil on my fucking arse

by marvellous matt May 26, 2006

Boil

(With reference to food) To cook or be cooked by immersing in boiling water or stock.

Boil the potatoes until they are cooked.

by Definitive Positive April 16, 2020

boil

an excuse used by a male to not visit his family over the holidays due to a large one in a sensitive, unable to be checked area.

"I, TC XYZ went bike riding and now have a large anal boil. Sorry, I can no longer visit for I cannot sit in the car for long periods of time. I would try, but it is too deeply embedded- its the size of my small fingernail."

by Disapointed family in GP December 27, 2009

Boil

A boy. A male child prostitute who usually is working in exchange for drugs.

Your boil tried to pimp me.

by enviroman June 23, 2011

boil

something that was on my back and it popped i guess thats what my mom said and now its infected.

^^true story^^

mom: caitlin thats a poped boil you fucking ass hole and its infected
me: ahh mom am i gunna die?!

by caitlins madd August 23, 2007