Timmy: Mum, can I go boil with my mates?
Mum: Sorry Timmy, your father's already using the sauna

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

lol that reminds me of when you got drunk and put mayonaise on your pizza or something... i think i remember you saying you were smearing it around with a butter knife hahah and that picture of you passed out with your hand in the chip/cracker or whatever bag makes me BOIL

Fuck off your like a boil on my fucking arse

"I tell you the greatest joke on earth"
"what. you have boils?"


"wtf! he got disconnected? he must have boils"

Your boil tried to pimp me.

"I, TC XYZ went bike riding and now have a large anal boil. Sorry, I can no longer visit for I cannot sit in the car for long periods of time. I would try, but it is too deeply embedded- its the size of my small fingernail."