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lol that reminds me of when you got drunk and put mayonaise on your pizza or something... i think i remember you saying you were smearing it around with a butter knife hahah and that picture of you passed out with your hand in the chip/cracker or whatever bag makes me BOIL
BOIL by zerofool July 1, 2012
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Timmy: Mum, can I go boil with my mates?
Mum: Sorry Timmy, your father's already using the sauna
Boil by Actom360 December 21, 2014
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Someone who annoyingly follows you around everywhere
Fuck off your like a boil on my fucking arse
boil by marvellous matt May 26, 2006
(With reference to food) To cook or be cooked by immersing in boiling water or stock.
Boil the potatoes until they are cooked.
Boil by Definitive Positive April 16, 2020
an excuse used by a male to not visit his family over the holidays due to a large one in a sensitive, unable to be checked area.
"I, TC XYZ went bike riding and now have a large anal boil. Sorry, I can no longer visit for I cannot sit in the car for long periods of time. I would try, but it is too deeply embedded- its the size of my small fingernail."
boil by Disapointed family in GP December 27, 2009
A boy. A male child prostitute who usually is working in exchange for drugs.
Your boil tried to pimp me.
Boil by enviroman June 23, 2011
something that was on my back and it popped i guess thats what my mom said and now its infected.

^^true story^^
mom: caitlin thats a poped boil you fucking ass hole and its infected
me: ahh mom am i gunna die?!
boil by caitlins madd August 23, 2007