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Hob schlob on a bob knob

a crude slag term for bobbing on the knob. ie a blowjob or blow/hand job done while wearing a kilt. you must complete the blowjob with a cum shot to the FACE! (extra points for eye shots)
oh the other day i was wearing me kilt and i got the best "hob schlob on a bob knob"... i gave her the biggest facial i think has ever cum outa me knob!!! even got her with a good one to the eye, for good measure of course.

Bob my knob 

Bob my knob by Anonymous July 10, 2006

bob the knob 

Bob the knob is the act of giving a blow job. Where the person doing it head goes up and down.
Hey what happened with that whore you were with last nite? Did she “bob the knob”?
bob the knob by Sixxx14 November 24, 2020

Bob the Slob Knob 

Performance of fellatio on the male penis.
He had a micro but I was still able to Bob the slob knob.

My co-worker decided to Bob the slob knob on me in the store room.
Bob the Slob Knob by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020

bob on my knob

teacher: you need to study harder
me: you need to bob on my knob
bob on my knob by Psycho August 10, 2004

My bob and knobs 

A euphemism for the male genitalia: penis and testicles.
Sheesh!! Get your cold hands off my bob and knobs!
My bob and knobs by FTno September 27, 2021