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BOB(Battery Operated Boyfriend) 

A BOB is a tool used for sexual pleasure usually shaped like male genitalia. They are obviously battery-operated hence the name and usually contain multiple vibrating functions including but not limited to

-Slow tease
-Paced Quicky
-Black Male Destroying Anal
"I accidently found my mums bob jimmy...it was still wet and moving"
"I can't Wait until I can get some alone time with Bob"

BOB(Battery Operated Boyfriend)-your moms dildo.
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BOB (battery operated boyfriend) 

A BOB or battery operated boyfriend, is a device that is available for people with BUFs (butt ugly faces). It is shaped like the male penis and has many different size and modes it can be used on. Only difference between this and the real thing is that the BOB will never reject u like John from 3rd grade. Unless u 1, have a rabid vagina or 2 run out of batteries.
Caitlin Jenner, it looks like someone hit you with an ugly stick, you should definitely buy a BOB (battery operated boyfriend) because not even Tom, the blind man with no legs down the road would fuck you.

battery operated boyfriend (bob) 

A vibrator or sometimes a dildo. For when you don't have a steady male companion and/or when he can't get you off.
Person1: You been seeing anyone lately?
Person2: No, it's just been me and BOB or a while now.
Person1: Bob?
Person2: Yeah my battery operated boyfriend (bob).
Word of the Day on April 19, 2016

battery operated boyfriend (bob) 

Name for a Vibrator, generally if the woman is too ugly to get a guy.
sally's to ugly for a real guy, she'll have to settle with a battery operated boyfriend for the rest of her life

Battery operated boyfriend (BOB) 

Today my Battery operated boyfriend (BOB) ran out of batteries so I had to masturbate by hand
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026