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Self proclaimed asshole but is actually not. His goods is good good. Hidden talent puts vibrators to shame. Walls are hit on the daily. You’ll be fed with his amazing cooking skills. His specialty is 6+ inch Subway. He is selfless and is always willing to help. He is intense almost to a fault. Yacht rock music playlist can be expected to be playing in the background.
Bj Bj, you good? Are you good though?
BJ BJ by dfdddfdDalupan June 29, 2022
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A really nice manhwa created by Mingwa featuring a guy that jerks off in front of a camera doing his daily show and another dude called DG that is his fan. They both gay and when they meet irl they decide to become sex pardners.
dude 1: Oh dude, have you read the last BJ ALEX chapter? Things are getting hotter!!
dude 2: Yeah dude, i never miss a chapter!
BJ ALEX by Totoronk June 30, 2019
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Steak and BJ 

A holiday for men that falls on March 14. If the man treats his woman good and makes her feel special on Valentine's Day, then she should make him feel special on Steak and BJ Day by giving him a steak and a blowjob.
See the holiday's official Steak and BJ Day website: steakandbj.org
Steak and BJ by Urban Guru March 14, 2015

BJ points 

Accrued social currency, which can be acquired by doing good deeds or earning favor in the eyes of a significant other, to be rewarded later with blowjobs. Similar to brownie points.
Surprise bouquet at work = Major BJ Points. Jus'sayin.
BJ points by alleviate October 26, 2015
Roxanne was Lenny’s BJ twin as no one could give him better oral orgasms.
BJ Twin by Kong Dong 69 January 16, 2021

Bj knees 

Permanent scarring of the knees due to given blow jobs for a prolonged period of time.
You know that girl definitely has bj knees! She has been known for a long time around here as the queen of blow jobs.
Bj knees by lalaloveless June 26, 2016

Steak and BJ Day 

A holiday for men that falls on March 14.

The official website (steakandbj.org) says that since Valentine's Day is really a holiday for women, there should be a special day for men. Most men don't want roses or stuffed animals. Men like steak and blowjobs. If the man treats his woman good on Valentine's Day, then she should treat him good on March 14 by giving him the 2 things men enjoy: a steak and a BJ.
Jill: Remember when you spoiled me on Valentine's Day and made me feel special?

Jack: Yes.

Jill: Today is March 14, which is Steak and BJ Day. I made you a delicious steak, and later you're getting an awesome blowjob.
Steak and BJ Day by Urban Guru March 14, 2015
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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