bit of a

Something which is on the verge of actually being something but isn't quite there

Alex: Hey man let's hit the brothel

Kushal: nah I gotta clean my room

Alex: bit of a douche

by kushli January 11, 2014

Bit of a ting

Phrase used to define when something mad or good happens

Yo JPT that chicken sandwich is a bit of a ting

by Bazdogmcbarry July 17, 2018

Bit of a Gareth

A colloquial term used in modern business when the act of email hyper-inflation of required language is performed, leading to a lack of engagement in the items raised in such emails, so as to negate their reason for being. This definition could indeed be referred to as "a bit of a Gareth".

"Here lad, did you read that email Geoff sent earlier?"

"Naw. Looked like it was a bit of a Gareth so couldn't be arsed. What was it about anyway?"

"I'd be fucked if I know. I thought the same as you..."

by Belchtwat March 27, 2019

bit of a rough time

A period of time in one's life categorized by extreme unhappiness, low self-esteem, and failure. The person experiencing it remains optimistic and refuses to acknowledge that their life lucks, even as they continue to fail and lose their sanity.

"Why are you sobbing hysterically and laughing as you stare straight ahead?"
"Yeah, I guess I'm just having a bit of a rough time."

by imtheproblem August 15, 2023

bit of a to do

Having words or a lot of fuss over something

You should have seen these to blokes in the car park having a bit of a to do over the same parking space

by Abdul kundar Baker December 7, 2020

Bit of a dag

New Zealand slang nearly obsolete for a bloke with a hardcase sense of humour.

What'ya do with that dead rat, mate?
Shoved it up Ted's muffler, Trev.
You're a bit of a dag

by Shapiro July 23, 2006

bit of a dick

A "bit of a dick" is literally a subsection of a penis, as for example the foreskin might be. Especially after it is detached from the main.

However the meaning is metaphorical, and is distinct from being an "utter dick" a "complete dick" and variations of the same.

"Being a dick" (utter, complete, etc) is to have a tiny thread of logic to your words or actions, while completely missing the point, being socially autistic, probably causing offence and maybe causing physical harm to an innocent.

Being a "bit of a dick" is therefore to meet the above criteria, but to be too personally insignificant to really cause more than a flicker of annoyance or a moment of disdain. Something like being head-butted by an angry chicken.

Everyone agreed the traffic warden was being a bit of a dick for ticketing the ambulance as the paramedics gave first aid by the roadside.

by Mutie SD October 12, 2015