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Birches

A word to say instead of bitches if your parents or sensitive friends who don’t like curse words watch your Snapchat or Instagram story. The real definition is supposed to be a tree or something but ignore that
Me on my Snapchat story: Mario cart with the birches!!!

Friend: tf did you just call me

Me: a bitchhhhh
by Bad birch June 29, 2018
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Cheers, Birches.

A celebratory phrase used to share enthusiasm for an impending event. While staying appropriate for the general public, this exclamation can be enjoyed by individuals of all ages. Made famous by the Birch tree, the party animal of the botanical kingdom. This phrase, in written text, is typically accompanied by the round tree emoji on the Apple iPhone.
Make sure to wear your dazzling hickie-hider to the Turtlenexx & Boxed Wine party tonight! Cheers, Birches.
by GragnolaBar December 20, 2017
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bitches be bonkers

Another way of saying "bitches be crazy"

This phrase originated from Jamal Turner, a character from the hit Netflix series "On My Block"
Ruby: He's not coming with us.

Jamal: And why would you want him to?

*Monse starts walking towards Cesar's house*

Jamal:Monse? Monse!

Jamal: See, bitches be bonkers.
by da.ryl April 16, 2018
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Hella Bitches

Where you get a load of female dogs in one place and pat them all at once because you really love dogs
Reekid: "let's steal all this money and use it to get hella bitches!"
by almostbaked October 21, 2019
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No bitches syndrome

The inability to acquire positive attention from the female gender, i.e. women typically

this syndrome affects predominately males and is a terminal illness,

it shows its symptoms at an early age at 14 or 15
if the individual struggles to find an even temporary mate and is stuck in a perpetual state of "bitchlessness"
it is safe to say the individual in question has this syndrome
"the boy suffered deeply from no bitches syndrome causing him to die a virgin and with noone to continue his bloodline"
by Coochielesssince99 December 9, 2021
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fat bitches fighting over food

Fat bitches fighting over food is when fat bitches fight over food
You got caught looking up fat bitches fighting over food!?
by GaySexinator March 21, 2022
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Beastmode Over Bitches

One would rather assume an aggressive, animalistic persona to dominate, annihilate, conquer and destroy THEIR GOALS than to run after fuckboys/bitches/hoes /girls/ boys and become a SIMP.

One would rather hustle, grind and put in work to achieve his or her goals than to play around with men or women who ain’t on shit.
Jake: Hey Martin, what's up with the girls? You seeing someone?

Martin: Got not time for girls Jake, I'm Beastmode Over Bitches
Jake: Oh okay! So you're B.O.B
by Goodmood February 27, 2021
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