BHAKL 

Banging head against keyboard laughing

*typed conversation over skype*
Jon: Yo Tully the traffic was really bad today.
Tully: How long did it take you to get in?
Jon: Like 1h50
Tully: BHAKL

BHAKL by ROVEO November 10, 2019

bhakk 

(Not to be confused with bhak)

Slang, Originated from Kanpur India,

this word has become popular in Indian college culture.

It's a more subtle yet stylish way of telling someone to shut up or keep their thoughts to themselves. Usually used in non serious conversations.

Friend: Your crush was roaming with someone else today!

Me: Bhakk

bhakk by vsuperuserv June 13, 2017

Michael Beakley

A crazed lunatic who is high on jelly beans and corn syrup.

Poor Michael Beakley eatin all those jelly beans

Michael Beakley by A Fake Fat Sunny November 2, 2020

bhaktology 

Bhaktology : Noun. Bhakt+ logy. Study of Bhakts and the phenomenon called Bhaktism.

Latest social media trend among the vertical political divide in Modified India. It is more effervescent during elections. Those Indians who are blind(not literary) supporters of one political party in India are Bhakts (The Devotees). Contrary to the conventional use of of the word which tilts towards color saffron, the Bhaktology can be either Saffron or Green. They act on emotions rather than rational thought process. For them, The Government and The Nation are synonyms. If someone criticizes their ideologies, he or she is termed as anti-national.

The Bhaktology is similar to an international phenomenon like 'white supremacy' or 'the black lives matter' as indicate the same type of divide in USA. Bhaktology is a definitive process and it removes all doubt about 'to be or not to be'. People will have to choose between the Devil and the Red sea in any case.

Q.What do you call a study of total devotion to a political party?
A. Yes, its Bhaktology, Its a camaraderie of highest proportion and if you are not with me than you are against me.

bhaktology by Funny Indian April 29, 2019

Baklaag 

An evil entity who's goal is for you to not finish your video games. He also enjoys when you get a game over.

Also enjoys Buk Buk Buk 'ing when you fail.

A mascot of sorts for the epic website known as the Backloggery

-Baklaag's Song-
Go forth, my minions,
buy a shiny new game!
The merchants will thank you,

though wallets might blame.

So many adventures
for you to begin!
Ignore your old titles,
it's hardly a sin.

Let those kingdoms rot,
whose worlds you've seen.
For if you bring closure,
you'll just end the dream.

Though maidens may weep,
ever locked in their tower.
And villains rejoice,
secure in their power.

You need not mind,
you'll be safe in a trance.
Chasing every new fad,
you don't have a chance.

So heed not the calls,
"Everyman!" and "Good luck!"
And feed the unfinished
while I "BUK BUK BUK!"

Baklaag by Master_Ickolas June 11, 2010

bhallmar 

a fine modern gentleman
the "h" is silent, pronounced BALL-mar

whoa, who is that fine lookin' mothofucko?
that bhallmar? yeah, donno, but I WANNA know.

where's bhallmar at? he'll know what to do

bhallmar by bhallmarken November 27, 2010

Bakluvit 

Luscious, sexy, sweet, voluptuous, full-flavored, original, authentic, charming, playful, fun, kind-hearted, well-gifted, and tastefully arousing. Bakluvit is a culture encompassing a core essence of positivity, laughter, life, and love.

Also known as, The World's Most Lovable Baklava.

Bakluvit at first bite :)

Bakluvit by Bakluvit January 26, 2011