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annoying online gamer. one who hacks, cheats, or spams the chat. also a noob. in most cases the noob is the hacker/cheater or spammer. pronunciation is like 'be' in belt, and 'quet' like quit with an E.
'aznpwnage' is being a real bequet. lets kick him from the game.
BEQUET by CDLEE December 7, 2009
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To give something unpleasant on your way out, as an old woman would pass foul air as she passes on.
"Ugh, my boss bequeefed me a whole stack of paperwork right before he left on vacation!"
bequeef by Mac_181 December 16, 2011
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A word used by people who disregard the existence of auto-correct. It means "be quiet" in stupid.
Person 1: "It's late, bequiet"

Person 2:"Where'd you get your grammar, Aldi?"
Bequiet by TheLegend322 January 7, 2019

bequithered 

To be in fact COMPLETELY SHOOK by the blatant stupidity of one of your peers
Chad: vanessa why are you built like a train
Vanessa: NIGGA YOU GOT ME BEQUITHERED
bequithered by A.random.bitch December 22, 2020

boquet of mary-jane's flowers 

The shit that you buy and smoke the fucking hell out of..

Slang for Marijuana, weed, smoke, cannabis, etc.

Used to hid the fact from your parents that you are a fucking pot-head loser.
Kid: Mom, I have to run out and get a boquet of mary-jane's flowers...

Mother: That's nice dear, tell her I said hello....
1. Name meaning "little becca" in spanish

2. A name that you grant to the most awesome girl named Becca that you know.
1. Person 1: Oh look at that little girl! She must be latino.
Person 2: She looks like a Becca too! Her name must be Bequita!

2. I know this Becca, she's so awesome that we should just call her Bequita for now on.
Bequita by topazz_eclipseee July 1, 2009
to bequeath a queef; i.e., to present one with a situation as undesirable or problematic as vaginal flatulence.
What is this shit you have bequeefed on me?

Sorry to bequeef this on you, but this is a search warrant.
bequeef by DebbieDowner17334 March 12, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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