Acronym for ball sucker. Typically used to describe a person or being that sucks balls on the reg. To be a b.ser it’s gotta be a habit, not some one time “i don’t normally do this” vanilla ass shit.
“brooo she’s a b.ser, I woulda never thought”
“dawg if she a b.ser, you better marry that hoe ASAP” “Something about this house brings the b.s out of people”
You: "Let me use the shitter, I've got serious B.S.!"
Your grandma: "Shut up, that's total B.S. Anyway I need to piss like a racehorse."
You: "Move bitch!!! Oh shit I'm not gonna make it!!!"
(doesn't make it)
Bait & switch: Internet, newspaper, or phone advertisements, which may include photos, written or verbal descriptions, do not match the woman who shows up, or she has been grossly misrepresented.