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G.D.S.A.B.S syndrome 

'Gunna Do Something A Bit Silly' Syndrome
from the book 'Around Ireland with a fridge' by Tony Hawks
"alas, i had been struck down with what phychoanalysts refer to as G.D.S.A.B.S syndrome
G.D.S.A.B.S syndrome by MaxZEro October 1, 2005

D.A.B.D.B.S.W.B.D.

Double anal balls deep butt sex with black dudes. A definite 10 on the gay scale.
Even that super gay can't handle the D.A.B.D.B.S.W.B.D.

g.a.s.b.d.a.s. 

GUYS AINT SHIT BUT DICKS AND SEX

all they are ever good for because all they ever do is jerk off and think only about their dicks
their incapable of doing anything else because their horny bastards who only want to fuck
"he broke up with her after he fucked her?"
"well duhh g.a.s.b.d.a.s." -.-
g.a.s.b.d.a.s. by hoe<33 November 25, 2011

i.s.m.d.i.a.b.o.d 

It mean... I STUCK MY DICK IN A BAG OF DORITOS
Jeff: Guess what I did Kevin
Kevin: what???
Jeff: I.S.M.D.I.A.B.O.D
Kevin: what...?
Jeff: I STUCK MY DICK IN A BAG OF DORITOS
D.A.B.S. is an abbreviated acronym which stands for Drama And Bull Shit. It can cover a wide range of petty and trivial indifferences. Sometimes it can seem to be more on point, if the individuals involved, are immature, obnoxious, boisterous, or impulsive. Set examples can be seen on World Star Hip Hop, or any other social media websites, where troll-like behavior is rampant and unhinged 24/7. D.A.B.S. can also be seen as a reference to child like demeanors, which may include “He said, She said” debacles and heresy.
Brandon: “What’s all the fuss about between Bobby and his Dad?”

Kelly: “Just a bad case of the D.A.B.S. I guess.” Brandon: “That and he’s always wanting to flap his dick suckers, for no apparent reason!”
D.A.B.S. by yyuryyubicuryy4me August 3, 2018

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L 

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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