B A B S
B A B S by Dr. What's-his-name May 12, 2008
Words you can keep
B.A.B.S.
B.A.B.S. or Big Ass Ball Syndrome is the act of having a gigantic ball on either the right or left side. The nut in most cases is about 3 times the size of your normal everyday testical. Men who have B.A.B.S. are usually forced to walk with a limp and will more than likely suffer from back problems later in life due to the increaseed weight in the sack region. This is also commonly referred to as elephantitis or softball sack.
Note: It is extremely rare, but not unheard of to have two enormous balls in a single sack (see B.A.S.S. for more detail).
Note: It is extremely rare, but not unheard of to have two enormous balls in a single sack (see B.A.S.S. for more detail).
I couldn't believe it when Billy tbagged Eddie... His left nut was as big as Eddie's forehead! Billy must be gifted with B.A.B.S., his left ball is enormous!
That guys junk was huge! He must have B.A.B.S.!
That guys junk was huge! He must have B.A.B.S.!
B.A.B.S. by DoctorJjThomas June 15, 2011
B.A.B.S
acronym for broke ass bastard syndrome, a disease that comes with not having a job, or just spending all your money on useless shit. this disease can only be remedied by having an awesome sugar momma (or poppa) who buys stuff for you all the time (preferably an old one, so they can die and bequeath you their money)
Anna Nicole Smith had B.A.B.S. this is her testimonial:
"After i got too fat to be in playboy, my B.A.B.S really started acting up. i knew i needed a rich old sugar daddy as fast as possible. and i got one! now my B.A.B.S is cured and i have enough money to live for a long time!!"
(irony)
"After i got too fat to be in playboy, my B.A.B.S really started acting up. i knew i needed a rich old sugar daddy as fast as possible. and i got one! now my B.A.B.S is cured and i have enough money to live for a long time!!"
(irony)
B.A.B.S by Joshua Jean December 24, 2008
B.A.B.s
B.A.B.s by Josie the freak September 26, 2005
B.A.B.(s)
Dude: All these B.A.B.(s) want is a car, their hair done and a crib. Try a job first
Girl: All these girls going to Vegas are B.A.B.(s), cant pay for their room or cab ride.
Girl 2: Ugly B.A.B.(s) are the worst, cant take them to the club, they get kicked out!
Girl: All these girls going to Vegas are B.A.B.(s), cant pay for their room or cab ride.
Girl 2: Ugly B.A.B.(s) are the worst, cant take them to the club, they get kicked out!
B.A.B.(s) by nOtoWelFare$$ August 26, 2013
W.A.B.S.
W.A.B.S. by KrystaIKlear May 27, 2019
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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TLDU
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026