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Hot as fuck, has a huge dick and could fuck you off this planet. Don’t mess with Ayper, because he can destroy your fucking life in silence. Muscles are part of his body and he is very intelligent. Any girl would want an Ayper in their bed and life.
That Ayper is so hot!
Ayper and I had a lot of fun last night
Ayper by SmartAss10101 February 27, 2019
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Alper is a turkish guy. He is playful, sarcastic and smart. Sometimes he seems to be very cold but deep down he's warm hearted and likes a good cuddle. He can be charming on his special way and is a good listener.

He is a very good looking person you should get to know. I'm sure he agrees to this statement :D.
Have you seen Alper? No he's been all day in his room.
Alper by DemiMelose96 November 19, 2021
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Ayper • ayperi • ayperi sevinc • Alperen • Alper • ampersand • aper • Aperture • aiperi • Alpert

Aperture Science 

A company founded in 1953 by Cave Johnson, originally to create shower curtains for the U.S. Military, but went in a different direction after Johnson went insane from mercury poisoning. Most notable works include the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, and the supercomputer GLaDOS. Considered a rival to Black Mesa.
Aperture Science.

We do what we must, because we can.
Aperture Science by Dr. Paine July 19, 2009

alperftw 

The best twitch streamer on the planet. Also handsome, good at all games, intelligent being humble not fat like mitch, doesn't tongue guys like mitch, isn't shit on cs like mitch.
OMG How do you not know who AlperFTW is?

Did you see AlperFTW hit 1048203248234 viewers last night?
alperftw by MitchisCLAPPED January 7, 2019

Aspergatron 

A guy (but much less frequently, a girl) that has Asperger's Syndrome and has no clue as to how to be socially aware.

What's worse, an Aspergatron does NOT want to improve their social capabilities, simply thinking that it's somehow impossible to be both intelligent and social (false dichotomy, yay!).

Their aspergatronic circuitry doesn't seem to allow them the capacity to be a more well-rounded human being, and thus they get stuck in an infinite loop whereby they think that all that's required for success in life is raw intellect, thereby showing that they're not as intelligent as they thought they were and thus failing at life (and thus withdrawing further into obscure hobbies).
Linux Help Forum:

Regular IT guy: "Hey guys, would you happen to know how to do the following with the 'cut' command"?

Aspergatron: *said in aspergatronic robot voice* "CUT IS NOT EFFICIENT!"

Regular IT guy: "Oh wow, that's really not what I asked for..."
Aspergatron by LemurGuy January 14, 2013

Acperience 

Acperience-

1)an intrinsic value to each person individually, that only comes to said person who finds all the true answers to/in life, religion, destiny, love, power, and balance; all while fully completing it before death.
2)..a decision so powerfully life-changing, that the person who experiences this, will have conquered their truest obstacle in life, and will have experienced the magnitude of their true potential as a human being..

3)a feeling so great that it dissolves the foundations on which a person stands as a whole, and will break down even the most fortified spaces within ones mind.. to make room for a for a new way of life and thinking.

4) the fusing together of two lovers, beyond constrains of holy matrimony, and farther than that, their hearts. A connection so powerful, that even death would not separate, tear from, or distance the two. a feeling beyond the most intricate of lovers to one another, that things like sex or bodily urges do not apply to them in the slightest.
5) becoming one with oneself, through destroying any connection to evil and fear that that person has carried.

-Christian B
ive experienced Acperience
Acperience by Mango Kush smoke December 21, 2010

Apperatlus 

Application that runs any type of Atlus apparatus.
Google Maps is an Apperatlus, it runs on the Android platform.

Many types of apperatluses come standard on all different types of cellphones.

The Apple iPhone utilizes a Google Maps Apperatlus, AT&T charges
Apperatlus by |EStarr| November 30, 2009
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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