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You're a keeper if your name is Axil. You're kind of a person who is amazing and caring that does deserve all the love and happiness that he’ll ever imagine. The most amazing bitch you'll ever meet! A best friend, and the finest one you could have!

A cool, manipulative, depressed, horny, nerdy, and lovable guy who is always misjudged. On the other hand, a dickhead and can seduce anyone's bitch. He's a bit of a mysterious mo-fo that has scars and has been broken, and just wanted genuine love and happiness. He is open and straightforward when you get to know him or when deemed necessary.
Wow, I've never met somebody quite like him! A horny bitch with a wonderful personality. He's got to be an Axil.
Axil by sevestres August 12, 2021
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Literally the best guy you will ever meet, will be nice to you no matter what. Down to earth and knows when a person is joking, will beat anyone's ass if needed.
Friend 1: Yo this guy keeps runnin his mouth about me and my girl

Friend 2: aight Ima go full Axil on his ass where is this guy
Axil by Umm2005 January 26, 2022
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Axil is a Fun party guy in 2016

Aka Axil fuck ya girl

Aka Axil litty

Axil and Emily was fukin shit up at the party
Yo you seen axil then the party not bumpin as in axil gage bring the party fighting smoking drinking all good fun
axil gage by Laxilax September 9, 2022

Axillingus 

Oral stimulation of the axilla, or underarm. To lick and/or suck on another person's underarm, primarily for the sexual stimulation of either partner; a type of foreplay. Like Cunnilingus and Analingus, Axillingus should be performed on a body which is not exceptionally "ripe" or dirty; some odour and flavour is fine, even encouraged, but not offensively so. Deodorants should not be used by the person receiving Axillingus because the perfumes and antiperspirant ingredients in them (such as aluminum) can irritate the mouth and tongue of the other partner, or taste unpleasant. An extension of Axillism, the sexualizing of the underarms.
"After several minutes of kissing and petting, Hank lifted Abby's left arm and performed axillingus on her for a couple minutes, before moving to her right underarm, and repeating."
Axillingus by FHR May 8, 2008

Axillism 

The use of the armpit for sex.

See paraphilia
Axillism is a bizarre sexual practice.
Axillism by Mistercity August 6, 2006

axillary intercourse

The technical term for putting the penis in the other person's armpit to stimulate the penis. The slang name for this act is bagpiping.
Your armpits make me hot lets have axillary intercourse.
axillary intercourse by AOKN September 16, 2008

Axilleas 

Axilleas is a very nice guys & a great listener and will always help you out with your problems. He loves to make friends and is very social. He also has an amaziiiing body that is to die for. He always gets the girls and he’s smart as fuck. He’s probably that guy that stole your girl. Oh, he sometimes makes dad jokes too!
Goddamn Axilleas would make a dream boyfriend!
Axilleas by xoxotheweeknd October 19, 2019
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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