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half-assmanship 

The art of appearing to be productive at work without actually doing anything of any value. In its truest form this involves loud, screeching equipment, foul language, and blaming everyone/everything around the half-asser in a covert manner, i.e. running to the head boss and ratting on everyone else while simultaneously kissing the head boss' ass.
Employee 1: Damn that Rocky! He's such a pussy!
Employee 2: Nah man, that n#%&a's perfected the art of half-assmanship.
half-assmanship by Uganda1 March 9, 2009
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Assmanship 

A man who smells of cheese and arse. And likes vinegar on chips with a tight belt around his stomach.
Eg the man was a true assmanship
Assmanship by Randomhuman05 July 12, 2021